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Evets

A person that plays a MMORPG (World of Warcraft) that likes to spell their name backwords. Is an amazing warrior and a HUGE pimp!
Evets really pwned those noobs in Arathor!....DAMN HES ON FIRE!
by stevEvets December 14, 2008
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Everton F.C

A football club based in merseyside, England. PLayed at a football stadium called Old Trafford, i.e Goodison Park. Renowned for its sense of love for the manc, and welcomes them into the team with open arms, such as Phil Neville and Tim Howard.
(Can also be used as a adjective, to denote useless hope in a pathetic moment.)
The fans can often be seen arguing with Kopites, although inevitably losing, since there's no evidence to support their claims. They aften slander about the Kopite, claiming that they're from foreign countries such as Norway. However it has been proven that the City Of Liverpool actually contains more Kopites than Evertonians, so in essence calling the majority of fans kopites as foreign is a compliment, as it suggests that Liverpool F.C has a lot of fans.
As a club it hasn't one anything in quite a while now, as it has no money, due in part to the consistently poor performances of the team when a season ends.
adj. to do a "Everton F.C"

person 1 : The match just ended, we lost, again
person 2 : Ah, we've done yet another "Everton F.C"
person 1 : Maybe there's a award?
person 2 : Of course not, all the good awards are won by them damn kopites and mancs?
person 1 : Oh well, it was worth a try
by Poor Scouser Tommy Boy May 12, 2011
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Current Events (CE)

A board on GameFAQs with actual, intelligent discussions, unlike Life, the Universe, and Everything. You don't need a high user level to get in, but you can't get in initally either.
I asked how to play Thirteen on CE, it worked; I asked on LUE, no one responded.
by dj gs68 May 14, 2003
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Mount Everest

The act of creaming on the highest point of a pregnant womans stomach. Letting it drip down
"Dude I totally gave my wife a mount everest last night."
by Don Juan and Rajellio November 10, 2009
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Evertonian

Usually the kind of person you cross over the road to avoid.

Have a hate for the glorious Liverpool FC. This hate I believe is fuelled by that fact that they have very, very little success compared to other clubs.

Notice how Evertonians rarely praise they're own club, moreover insult other clubs, mainly the Reds.

Why are Everton so shite? Nobody truly knows, but what everyone does know is that "Duncan ferguson is PROPA SOLID LA!"

'Nuff said.
Look at that evertonian smoking crack and stealing cars!

Evertonian 1: liverpool are shite, la!
Evertonain 2: innit, la, liverpool are shite!

Evertonian 3: Stevie G is shite, la!
Evertonian 4: Duncan ferguson is so 'ard lar, he would knock him out lar!!
by Anonymous Scouser May 5, 2007
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Mt. Everest

Taking a huge shit on a woman's chest, and then cumming right on top of the pile of shit to make it look like the snow capped peak of My. Everest
Drop that duece square on the titties and then start the blizzard on top of Mt. Everest
by ldt444 March 26, 2013
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Mount Everest

When you get a boner and the tip is ashier than an old campfire.
-Steven?
-What's all this white powder on the floor?
-Oh sorry , I had to shake out my mount everest on the floor
-Not again?!
by SweatyJerome21 September 3, 2016
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