Essayed

When a woman is essayed (S.A'd) = Sexually Assaulted.
She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police
by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023
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Essay Vato

A real Mexican gang slanger from the game Five M, he throws up gang signs and sprays. He is a baller and slanger.
What up essay vato🔫🤝
by Chanhchang69 March 29, 2022
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Expository Essay

A piece of shit that if it written by a student is guaranteed to be a disaster in the eyes of the teacher.
Oh shit, I knew my expository essay was shit but not that shit.
by DownyDolphin February 19, 2020
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Yee Yee Essay

A text that is at least 300 words that criticizes the behavior of someone else
I just got this long ass text from my ex telling me everything I did wrong, it's one hell of a Yee Yee Essay.
by Random Hater of Peach Pudding November 02, 2024
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Repeto Sermo Essay

When given an essay test with a minimum number of words you repeat a word for a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really long time throughout the essay in order to pass the test
by The Ferg Miester November 30, 2018
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Schrödinger's Essay

An essay is both due and not due until you check.
Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."
by drkrupp December 17, 2020
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The essay is due by 12:00am

That one feeling at 11:59pm when you forgot to do your homework and you now you're toast.
Teacher: The essay is due by 12:00am tonight!
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!

"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED
by 8MyLife October 22, 2022
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