I am not equipped for this!

What Lili Reinhart says when she stumbles into an overwhelming situation or circumstance

*cole sprouse mocking lili reinhart’s voice*

Cole: Lili stumbles into situations where she says stuff like, “I am not equipped for this!”
Lili: *scoffs*

by duskyblossom December 11, 2017

vernal equinox

The moment at which the Sun passes over the equator, occurring around March 21, marking the beginning of Spring.

The only times that the amount of daylight and night are equal is during either the Autumnal or Vernal Equinox.

by Wil Mundy January 27, 2008

equipoise

equilibrium and poise. The sublime balance of emotion.

"Clara has great equipoise."

by Athenais August 31, 2008

dos equis

A girl under the age of 21 in the club. Usually given the mark of an "X" on both hands in permanent marker to signify they are not old enough to drink.

"Bro the last girl you dated was old enough to be your mom, so tonight we're gonna go out drink some beers, and get you a dos equis."

"I dont always date young girls, but when i do, i prefer dos equis"

by Jay Edward October 8, 2011

Equinify

To pull the carcass of a dead topic out of its stall for further beating. Most frequently occurs in relationships.

"I don't mean to equinify this subject, but how many times do we need to talk about your greedy capitalistic ways before you realize your horrible afront to mankind?"

by TheMarxian September 17, 2005

equisense

two things making equal amounts of sense, decision wise.

like "six of one...."

it makes equisense to do option (a) or option (b)

by amber January 30, 2005

piss equilibrium

Piss equilibrium occurs when in sex, a man and a woman start pissing at equal forces. This often times causes multiple universes to collapse at once due to the piss collapsing into its Schwarzchild radius, forming a kugelblitz so powerful that the space-time continuum is ripped apart at once. The only survivor of this piss equilibrium is known as a piss baby, formed from the piss of a man and woman, who inherits superhuman strength.

"Dude did you hear that VSauce was a piss baby?"
"Yeah, that piss equilibrium created a good one"

by Andrew Wangerdoodle June 8, 2018