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bong envy 

a feeling of grudging admiration and desire to smoke a bong that is possessed by another.
"Did you see the bong envy on Brendan's face as he was watching Clayton pull that last cone"
bong envy by CMallinson December 27, 2008

Blue Pill Envy

Inspired by Cypher in the Matrix. The notion that it may have been better had you never woken up to inner truths about the world and continued watching MTV, getting your nails done and working like a dog to provide money for world leaders to gamble with. It is envy of the brainwashed and uninformed lifestyle.
Andy is depressed and tired after researching the truth behind 9/11, big pharma and AGW theory. He wishes he was a regular guy who bangs chicks, works and pays taxes without asking questions like his friend Johnny. He has blue pill envy.
Blue Pill Envy by Spea Kandest March 31, 2013
a state of mind in which a Mac owner realizes his computer sucks and cost twice as much as a PC, then is immediately jealous of all his PC-owning friends who got a better computer for less money.
"I just bought a Mac!"
"I bought a PC; it cost me half as much and has twice as much everything as yours."
"BITCH!"
"That's a case of PC envy if I ever saw it."
PC Envy by BuzzMcTroit October 23, 2010

hair envy 

A feeling of envy regarding someone else's hair. Can be an envy of the color or length or of the ability, for example, to easily go from curly to straight.
You cut your hair, OMG you are so giving me hair envy right now!

Ugh, does she have her own stylist? She always gives me hair envy!

Can't talk right now, working on my hair envy.
hair envy by haircapeftw September 16, 2010

boob envy 

(Noun)
The resentful desire of another woman's bigger or more beautiful breasts. Commonly remarked upon when one female is caught glimpsing into another woman's bosom with a look of envy on her face.

The opposite should really be called reverse boob envy or small boobs envy.
- (whispering) "I so wish I had your boobs!"
- (snooty) "Boob envy? Why don't you get a boob job?"
boob envy by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
Upon realizing that macs run shittier, have just as many viruses and are much more expensive than their pc counterparts, the mac user regrets wasting his money and wishes he was intelligent and got a pc instead.
Yeah your pc envy is kinda showing dude
Pc Envy by khzKanako October 23, 2010