Captain Enriques

Captian Enriques : Noun and or Verb;

1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.

2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.

3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.

Hey Trevor!?

Yea?

The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.

Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.

Thanks Trevor.

by Mr.Smilestomuch February 28, 2013

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Julian Enrique

A tall male who's favorite word is "lanky". he relishes in the rare occasions in which he gets to prove Mariam wrong. He enjoys the word "camioneta" as well as being the first one out in silent ball. He copies Mariam's labs, and enjoys being called by his middle name "Enrique". he also pronounces "laboratory" wrong and uses the word "animosity" excessively. His best features are his hair, ability to talk for hours, and others that won't be listed because he doesn't need a boosted ego. He wants to play man-hunt with Mariam.

If only I was Julian Enrique. Maybe then I'd have luscious vibrant hair.

by mare November 29, 2014

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Enrique and Dez

A couple in love, all it took was him walking up, saying a goofy line and Dez matching the vibe. Didn't take these 2 long to fall in love. Enrique being the shy one and Dez being more outgoing these two are made for each other. Neither had luck with love until they met each other.

Enrique and Dez are made for each other.

by Haterfr February 20, 2024

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