Emo Kid 

Contrary to all the other definitions here, they ALL listen to emo music (hawthorne heights n shit), all put on emo clothes (their little sister's jeans type, u know), they dont look for other ppl's sympathy because they 'think' they're too cool to, they all have the same hair style (florence henderson hair, but covering half face), and all feel HAPPY when they lern to put on a perfect depressed face.

So, in short, they are all clones born of a stereotype of punk kid that was usually depressed.

they say they dont do what's popular, but they became emo kids cuz its whats hot for ppl their age, and they say they will kill theirselves if they want to, but point a gun in their face n they shit in their pants and beg for mercy...

Emo Kid by kamon842 April 15, 2009

emo kid 

To reject pop culture by doing something equally as mainstream and trendy. Makes sence hey? Apparently i am too wise to understand it. I am also loved by all women. At least i am in my neurological processes of recognition and interpretation of this life.

***AT THE NITECLUB***

Mike: Ladies, lets take a moment away from talking about how successful I am to contemplate what drugs one would need to abuse in order to blur their judgment enough to dress and act like that emo kid.

Group of ladies: Who is this guy that is leaning at the shooter bar and talking to us.

Girl #1: I don't know but he is talking about your emo boyfriend.

Girl #2: Lets kick his ass! He looks like he could get his ass kicked by a girl.

Girl #3: Why has he been trolling the shooter bar all night?

Girl #4: I don't know, he does that most nights, and he is usually here alone.

emo kid by M Dogg August 17, 2006

emo kid 

1. emo = a genre of music.
NOT A LIFESTLYE
2. emo = short for emotive hardcore movement of punk from the late 70's

meh,
emos should be scene and not herd.
truefakt!
the "noob" emo.
skinnys, cons, bad veriation of the "emo" haircut. ( an asymetrically fringed fashion cut.)

make up.
thick, poorly applied eyeliner, red or pink "MCR style" eye shadow. (sometimes another color if it matches there outfit.)

normally a bandana around the neck, sometimes on the wrist.(once i did see one with a bandana around her knee, the purpose of this i dont know.)

disney charater or other childrens show or movie backpack. normally covered with badges. most write or draw on there bags with black marker or nikko.

most have lip piercings, also random surface piercings.(most done in a public toilet by there friends with a safety pin) streched ear lobes.

habits:
hanging out in public areas such as city streets, malls or fast food outlets in the eye of genreal society, most litter, yell, run about, swear and clutter the place, drawing the genreal publics attention to them.
most hang out in parks at night getting drunk on "goon" and passion pop.

Genreal publics view:
20 -30 upstarts draping themselves on park benches, littering and blocking the pathway, swearing and utterly dis-respecting to everyone else around them.

most jocks/gansta males yell abuse at them, causing a comotion within the "scene population" making them throw things or yell abuse back.

jock/gangsta: "GO SLIT YA WRISTS YOU F***ING EMO SCUM!"

emo kid: "F**K YOU, go get a job and stop wearing ya dads clothes!"

emo kid by token_boi July 31, 2006

Emo Kid 

Emo Kids are children (young adults) who either:

1. are rich and wear terrible taste in clothes to make it seem as though they're life is so terrible, and then cry about it to people who don't care, just for the attention.

2. or they are not rich, are are obsessed with cutting themselves because they think their life is so terrible, and that death is better for them

"Man, what happened to Johnny? He used to be so cool. Now all he does is cry about how his girl left him and now his life is so terrible. What a fuckin emo kid..."

Emo Kid by Dust_X December 14, 2008

emo kid 

Emo kids are easy to identify. They all have a swoop type haircut just like every member of Hawthorne Heights. They wear unresonably tight clothes, and the men are built like ken dolls(i.e. flat in the front) Usually have painted finger nails and both genders shave their legs. They also wear an unreasonable amount of eyeliner. Are usually seen in the mall in large groups that are dressed similairly (like a gang, except if they were all gay and just came off an assembly line). They like to draw attention to themselves by yelling random things such as "monkey nipple" and "ghoneria" thinking its funny, but they are just being chimmers. They think they are acting "original" but they just mimic what they see on MTV. They claim to be emotional but are just panzies. They tend to pour all their "emotions" into a diary. They "cut" themselves because their perfect surburban life is too hard.

Following the example of the band members from Hawthorne Heights, little Timmy went in the bathroom and began to cut himself, he is now an emo kid.

emo kid by Joe Ocura, Jeff Furman May 24, 2007

emo kid 

I'm a emo kid, non conforming as can be,
you'd be non conforming too if you looked just like me.
Nail polish on my toes and makeup on my face,
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs.
my parents think I'm gay cuz I dress in drag,
I call it freedom of expression they just call me a FAG!
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies,
I cant get through a Hathorne Hights album without sobbing.
I'm dark, depressed, with low self-esteem,
the way I dress makes every day seem like Halloween.

I get depressed, cut my wrists in every direction,
songs about getting dumped gives me an erection.
I have no real problems but I like to make believe,
I stole my sister's mascara now I'm grounded for a week!
Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun,
they say they alredy have a pussy they dont need another 1.

I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses,
I tell my friends I bleed black and I cry during classes.
I'm just a fag, a cheep imitation of goth,
I read catcher in the rye, and watch me jack-off.
I cut my wrists and cry about hating my life,
If I said I like girls, I'd only be half right.

I dont jump around when I go to shows.
I must be emo

- lyrics to the emo kid song

emo kid by ganja_11 December 28, 2005

Emo kid 

STEREOTYPE EMO: they hate their lives and have an attitude of "i hate you. i hate me, everyone hates me, i hate this world" they listen to dark music and are a imiation of goth. a well known saying is: "cheer up emo kid" usually bi, or homo

across the street not down the down (refers to slitting your wrists)

Emo kid: fuck you bitch
Girl: aw ur so cute
Emo kid: yeah whatever. i hate you
Girl: aww u need a hug
Emo kid: *cries softly*

Emo kid by LiEkOmGThiSsiteIsSoGAy April 12, 2006