Easterbation

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession

Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation

by Xenesthad July 27, 2008

Frog eater

A derrogatory term for a French citizen.



See also Frog

Those damn frog-eating asshats smell like rotten twats.

by [your mother] May 13, 2005

Death Eater

A server/minion under the control of Lord Voldemort, a Dark Wizard in the famous book series 'Harry Potter'.

They hid in the dark, away from the group of Death Eaters. If they listened closely, they could hear savage plans of destruction passing amongst them all.

by Siriuslyfun19212 March 9, 2006

Skeet Eater

1. A man that eats his own skeet.
2. Person who swallows ejaculate.

1. That skeet eater licked his own load off her back.
2. I'm a skeet eater because it's rude to spit.

by Summer 2 October 2, 2006

Eastern Orthodox

Another term used to describe the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church - i.e. the Orthodox Church.

The Orthodox Churhc was founded by Christ and His Apostles and is the oldest and second largest Church in existance. The majority of its adherants live in Eastern Europe, the Middle East and North Africa.

Some of its distinct features include its strong emphasis on Tradition and not adding or subtracting from the Faith and its rich liturgical life.

The Easyern Orthodox Church is the only true Church and has perfectly preserved the Truth of Christ.

The Eastern Orthodox Church is NOT Roman Catholic.

by Naitsirhc Xodohtro November 8, 2005

Ass Eater

Someone who craves the ass, licking and kissing the anal, a lot of tongue is involved. They would much rather have a piece of ass than a piece of cake.

Crystal Lewis is a binge ass eater, she claims to not be hungry, but once Analucia enters with that fat ass, Crystal dives for a tasting.

by Hunteryum June 15, 2015

Eatery

A name restaurants, pubs, cafes or any other establishment selling 'gourmet' style food, call themselves to sound more appealing to hipsters.

Hey have you been to that wicked new craft beer pub/eatery that's just opened next to the Modern Top Knot barber yet?

I went there before it was a pub.

by Matt the cynical asshole June 20, 2017