dunciferous

Dumber than a potted plant, which has lost all its leaves and gone dormant.

Do you really think I would ask *you* for help with my homework? Are you really that dunciferous?

by [e-mail] January 12, 2018

dunkin donuts swirlie

The phenomenon that occurs for males after age 40 when his gravity stricken, rubbery, wrinkled testicles meet The murky waters of the toilet when sitting for a poo.;fondue style is when turds are present with your nuts in the pool

I accidentally flushed during my first dunkin donuts swirlie ,luckily I had a plunger Handy because I didn’t want to have snake the drain again.

by J3r3my030303 January 16, 2018

Dunkin Flownut

When one retains a prairie-dogging turd whilst masturbating, the ultimate goal of which is to release both the turd and nut at the same time.

Boss asked me to work extra today, so I went in the handicap stall to bang out a Dunkin Flownut on company time.

by Nosav January 23, 2018

Dunkin’ Doz Nuts

When your gonads hang so low that they dip into the toilet. If there is poo poo in the toilet, this may be similar to dunkin’ donuts in some black coffee.

Mike: Yo Stone, I was munchin’ on some cream filled donuts this morning. When I bit into one, the cream squirted right into my eye. Shit still stings.

Stoney: Dawg that’s nothing. I was Dunkin’ Doz Nuts during my morning shit like crazy. Had to take 3 showers to fully clean my knackers off.

by Stoney69 January 19, 2019

dunkin on forbes

A Dunkin' Donuts location in the Squirrel Hill neighborhood of Pittsburgh. It is notoriously known as the place where stoned teenagers go after standing on the corner of Forbes and Murray for 10 hours. Otherwise, this location provides the nicest staff who yell at customers if they have their seat in the aisle.

1. "someone hmu at the dunkin on forbes bc its beat asf rn"

2. "wtm today??? who's tryna go to the dunkin on forbes after we smoke?

by fka picket fence May 22, 2019

Dunkirked

Adjective: When your is head underwater and someone surprisedly tickles your gooch.

Andy: *Laying in bath, head underwater*

Girlfriend: *Pokes Gooch*

I totally Dunkirked you

by Cabbitnat December 21, 2019

dunkirk harry

By far Harry Styles best era! He could hit me with a bus and I would thank him.

I’m a total slut for Dunkirk Harry!

by Ipanema October 18, 2021