dumphead

the act of receiving felatio while taking a shit.

I wasn't sure Julie was right for me until she gave me dumphead...I went out and bought a ring the next day.

by 85 May 17, 2005

dumperbate

to defecate and then masturbate into a toilet bowl.

Worked sucked today until I dumperbated then I felt like roses.

by jaywix May 17, 2009

Butt Dumper

A smoker that empties their ashtray out either trough their window while driving or while parking, onto a road or highway when they think nobody is looking.

Barbara On The Phone With Betty: Oh yeah, yeah, it says allot, being that he's a butt dumper, he'll probably be a slob too.

by jeffbo June 30, 2009

Upper Dorker Door Dumper

This is a combination of the Upper Decker and the Door Dumper, with a twist.

You find the dorky friend of your adversary, stuff him in a garbage can, take a shit on him, fill the can with water, lean it against your adversaries’ door, knock and walk away. When he opens the door, he is flooded by the smelly water and his shit-covered friend.

That guy is such an asshole, I’m going to find his dorky friend and give him an Upper Dorker Door Dumper!

by Salt Creek Camping Crew October 16, 2013

dumped by text

to dump someone by text message

Fed got dumped by text! Brittany is hot and single again!

by You C November 10, 2006

dumple

Official mascot of CGNU.

Go dumples!

by ro-nun-see-A-shun May 19, 2003

dumpert

www.dumpert.nl
A site owned by www.geenstijl.nl, which is owned by the dutch newspaper the Telegraaf. Dumpert is used for people to upload funny video's and pictures. A lot of people on dumpert are huge fans of "camel toe's".

Person A: Hey did you see that epic fail on dumpert?
Person B: yeh that guy failed so hard!
Person C: what's dumpert?
Person A: gtfo you lutsert!

by Mistehh April 26, 2009