baby driving

When driving, the act of steering the wheel from side-to-side very quickly, creating a side-to-side jerking motion of the vehicle. Called so because that is how babies drive when they are given a toy steering weel. Example: Maggie Simpson in the opening of the The Simpsons. Lesser synonym: swang.

"We're on a very wide street with no cars about in a tan Saturn soccer mom station wagon that rides about an inch off the ground--let's do some baby driving."

"NIKOS, STOP BABY DRIVING OR YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THAT OLD LADY!"

by roccothepenguin May 15, 2006

zombie driving

In Canada when you drive in the winter and have both your hands straight out to hit the heater, looking like a zombie driving a car.

It was so cold that Jon was zombie driving on the way to work...

by pokerclack January 18, 2010

driving range

A man's perineum; see taint. So called because it's where the balls land when a man plays with his wood.

"I call Mabel 'The Groundskeeper,'" Ned told his assembled buddies, "because of all of the attention she gives my driving range when we're in bed."

by Ned December 24, 2003

driving miss daisy

someone who drives 2 miles an hour down a road and doesnt pull over to let you pass.they are brake happy.could be boy or girl

look at driving miss daisy in front of us. he should gas up

by yeah ok.like id say my name May 17, 2006

driving the bus

To throw up into a toilet, with a death grip on the toilet seat at the 9 and 3 position as if it were the steering wheel of a bus. Most commonly done after drinking excessively.

Hey, what happened to Vinnie?
He had a few too many brews and is in the can driving the bus.

by Cliffie September 22, 2005

Asian Dad Driving

An asian dad, frequently born of Mainland Chinese descent, that drives so intensely that it makes the anal sphincter muscles of his passengers contract upwards for the entire duration of the ride. This happens so much in the districts of North Burnaby that most people can't even shit right.

usual scenario of Asian Dad Driving:

"yo dad stop tailgating my ass is getting sore from all the excitement!"

"FUCK YOU"

*crash*

"wow thankfully my insurance can't go any higher sup!"

by thebrownbrothers March 6, 2007

Driving Appliance

A vehicle that is void of any passion and is simply a means of getting from Point A to Point B. These vehicles have no soul or charisma and are as boring as a Kenmore refrigerator. Driving Appliances include, but are not limited to Toyota's, Hyundai's, Kia's, as well as some Honda's, Buick's, and Mercury's. Basically any car that penny pincher's or grandmas drive fall under this umbrella.

That BMW is sweet! So much thought and care given to the small details. It sure beats that Driving Appliance of a Corolla my aunt drives.

by VW1 November 3, 2009