drastick

dumbass

u are a drastick

by FUCK OFF June 10, 2003

dipstick test

In order to get knuckle deep Dipstick test is a must

Gave the sconka the dipstick test and gaged,sent her for a plastic magnet finder

by MyDaddyWillKillYou6980 March 19, 2016

DipStick

"I pull up with the Shtik" Tekashi69

I pull up with the dipstick

by KarnJatt May 14, 2018

The Bianchi Dipstick

The act of being in the 69 position and "checking the girl's oil" (insertion of finger into doodie hole). Then sniffing finger for purity. Checking anal viscosity.

The Bianchi Dipstick: That girl Jen looks pretty hot. I'm gonna give her a Bianchi Dipstick and check her 10w30.

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 28, 2011

dipstick

to dip your joint or cigarette in formaldehyde; creates PCP effect

After smoking that dipstick, I saw pink elephants.

by cdawg May 26, 2004

Dipstick

A stupid someone with willy brains.

''My my, you're such a dipstick Freddy''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Dipstick

The ancient art form of checking the freshness of a female. Must take no less than one, but no more than three fingers and insert into the meat-curtain. Upon insertion one must slowly remove as to "tease" the subject into thinking your playing it cool. Then stealthly motion your Dipstick no futher than an inch away from the nose to allow yourself to induldge on the sweet aroma. This technique is perfect for birthday parties, get togethers, and family re-unions in Arkansas. To properly secure the Dipstick technique be in an isolated location such as; Fairgrounds, concerts, church, or even your local Women and Children Hospital.

Johnny had forgotten to dipstick Heather so he didn't realize it when he took a swim in the crimson tide.

by Vag Warriors July 5, 2008