Blue Doosh

The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.

Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.

*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*

"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."

by blue doosh dont April 10, 2010

Muddy Doody Society

A membership organization in which to belong you must have taken a dump thought to be a clean swiper (little toilet paper used) and found upon said swipe a muddy mess with doody (feces) all over the paper even under your fingernail. Once you experience this you are officially, like or not, a member of the Muddy Doody Society (MDS)

Man #1: Hey man sorry I took so long, thought I was going to have an easy time in there but fell pray to the Muddy Doody Society.

Man #2: Shit man your first time becoming a member of the MDS?

Man#3: Hell no my wife checks my fingernails before we go to bed at night and she makes sure I have my membership card in my wallet.

by Looneylarry August 29, 2012

Garage-doos

The type of guy that donates all his wife's winter shoes to the church by mistake

That guy at church was a real garage-doos. His wife must be pissed.

by LBehr93 May 31, 2019

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

Dooser

One (usu. female) who consistently has ridiculous stories about their latest misadventures, usually involving at least two of the following: alcohol, college football, men, world travel, law enforcement, public indecency. Usu. prefaced by "the," not "a"

"So I got a call from prison last night and..."
"Was it the Dooser?"
"How'd you know?"

by THE KBC January 29, 2009

doody boy cake eater

A fat or obese person who takes food with them to the restroom/toilet to be eaten in order to replenish the waste they are leaving.

Uncle Paul : E-Rock is eating pound cake on the shitter again.

Chip : Why Uncle Paul?

Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.

by EvilMuppet February 14, 2012

dooky chute

Early 1970's Military Terminology for one's rectum

Navy fags like to pack each other's dookey chute

by plumberextraordinaire August 21, 2003