Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z

Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.

by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019

doink doink

any sex that happens on the TV show Law and Order or its spinoffs

On SVU in the episode Annihilated Stabler doink doinked his wife and got her pregnent

I wish Elliot and Olivia would doink doink already

by ellipher March 17, 2009

Doink n boink

The act of smoking marijuana immediately before having sex, most often used in a casual setting

Guy 1: “hey, how did your tinder date go?”

Guy 2: “good, she came over for the ol doink n boink”

by Jernamus September 1, 2019

doink the zard

The act of pulling a Charizard card from a pack of Pokemon cards, placing marijuana onto the card, rolling it into a blunt and smoking it to get high.

kyle: yo bro check it out, just pulled the shiny charizard that's like 400 bucks.
kyle's homie: duuuude siiiick, lets doink the zard bitch.
kyle: what the fuck does that mean.

by doobiemaster69 May 26, 2021

Doink-a-Dash

Refers to hooking up with a crazy ass bitch that you just wanna get a peice of ass from and run out of her house when you get done with her when shes not looking. then never see her again.

frankie-- "hey did you get some from that psyco bitch last night?" josh-- " yeah! i pulled the good ol doink-a-dash move. soon as i came in her face and she went to the bathroom, i crapped in her pillow case, grabbed my shit and ran!" frankie--"right on"

by monster doe productions December 11, 2009

Doink Wad

A dismissive phrase used to describe inappropriate and illogical speach, ideas,actions or even apparent motivations.Sometimes used in subjective fashion.

I first heard this phrase used by my daughter in Kearneysville Wv.

Can you believe he said that to her? What a doink wad!

by Dura-Papa November 30, 2009

doink pen

A wax pen / weed pen / marijuana inhalation device

Gets you totally doinked.

"ay bro, can i hit your doink pen?"

by Papa Grubb February 12, 2020