dish dick 

Dish Dick is the state of an individuals penis after washing dishes in a restaurant using the large pull-down dish washing machine. The penis will be teeny tiny due to being in a constant state of wetness, coupled with a very bad odor from the hours of sweat accumulating on the scrotum and or shaft of said penis.

After a hard nights work washing dishes at the restaurant I work at I was getting changed when one of the cute servers walked into the change room and saw my stinky dish dick which was embarassing due to the odor coupled with the shrinkage.

dish dick by Sh3p007 June 9, 2018

Dish Pic 

What a man sends a woman when trying to court her

A specific picture of a man doing dishes with the intent that a female receives the picture

Kyle sent me a dish pic last night. I’m so attracted to him right now.

Dish Pic by GinaRoots June 30, 2018

Dish boi 

Someone who repeatedly acts like a bitch and is scared of manning up

Ron: I'm not sure Harry, the girls common room is sacred.
Harry: Come on Ron, don't be such a dish boi.

Dish boi by G1mpL0rd September 30, 2018

Dish Soap Explosion 

When yur getting the dome in the kitchen and you blast yur alfredo sauce into the dishwasher

"Bro ! WHY THE FUCK THE DISHES STICKY?"

"My bad g, I must've had a dish soap explosion yesterday"

Dish Soap Explosion by Bang Bang MuthaFucka March 17, 2019

Dish Fucker 

Slang term for dish detergent pods.

If you go to the store pick up more dish fuckers, I just used the last one

Dish Fucker by GrumpyMonk May 13, 2020

Dish back 

The back pain someone recieves from washing dishes at an approximate 23 degree angle for periods longer than 3 minutes.

I have severe dish back. I’ve been at these dishes for at least 10 minutes!

Hey, do you wanna tap out and let me do some dishes? You don’t want to get dish back!

Dish back by The Latvian Workhorse June 16, 2022

dish n dosh

When food is served on crockery, where 'dosh' refers to the food, and 'dish' refers to the crockery.

Persson 1: "Shall we go maccies?"

Person 2: "Nah g let's get some proper dish n dosh."

Person 1: "Ay fam, you better lend me dem P's tho."

Person 2: "Apologies, man's got none dat, but I'll link you bare tokes later."

Person 1: "Say mums."

Person 2: "Mums la!"

Person 1: "Alrigh sound one."

Person 2: "Innit ma brudda!"

dish n dosh by half-honky half-chink June 29, 2022