Discord ToS

A website of rules that no one follows, other than server owners, and 31-year-old server moderators that have nothing better to do

Imagine following the discord tos man.

by A Certain Wordy Dictionary March 30, 2021

Discord disease

When an average discord user becomes infected with a glitch where one is unable to hear and/or speak in the voice chat even after deleting the app or restarting the computer.

Help I can’t hear Bernard I think he had discord disease

by Nickiminajisthequeen April 30, 2021

Fresh Discord

Cancer

Someone has caught the Fresh Discord

by Liltricksterkid February 18, 2018

AnimeDao Discord Server

#1 best place to get the sucky wucky
mods are hot and gentle
very nice place for kids

Hey, have you been to the AnimeDao Discord Server? I heard they give good suck for cheap. I think I saw SUGOI succing one of the mods. Seems interesting

by Mona1221 October 28, 2020

NYC High School Discord Server

stupid fucking server where everyone talks about cock and balls, spams shitposts in #general with two people occasionally simping for each other for attention. all the mods are gay (except cipher) and the admins have small cocks. and don’t forget the faggots that spam their selfies in #general to fish for compliments, when in reality no one gives a shit

Guy 1: Join the NYC High School Discord server
Clementine Eugene Ozurkelus II: No cunt

by attackontitansex92 June 10, 2020

discord

a fucking loner who has no friends and needs some so they download discord and make many friends all over the world and if your younger than 13 you lie about your age so your accpted in the world of discord and your lie that homework is shit and that you hate HSC but you really know nothing about it. So bascially your a person who needs friends

person1: So i guess no one wants to be my friend!

*downloads discord*
person1: oh my gosh i have so many friends that think im 17 but im really 10

by your mum is gae haha nou September 11, 2019

Discord Nepal

Biggest Nepali discord server that is full of wholesome people. Sometimes raided by incels and simp that constantly try to attack the admins. Mentally stable people co-existing peacefully with the really unstable ones. The cat is their national animal.

They banned me from Discord Nepal.

Jesus! Something must be wrong with you. We can't be friends.

by louwre September 18, 2020