1 pound of dangling fury

1. The average weight of a black man's frontal package.
2. Having a penis so large that it weighs a pound or more while being soft.
3. phrase made popular by Jon in Survivor Pearl Islands to cover up for his personal Inadequacy.

Come on baby, suck on my pound of dangling fury.

by RJ B June 25, 2006

Dangeling

The act of having a small flacid penis dangel between the legs of what is known as a "limp dick faggot". The act of Dangeling is known to attract groups of adolescent boys around a television, where they will watch other limp dick faggots before partaking in homesexual intercourse.

"look, its goregous outside. Let's try dangeling instead of drink or talk with females!"

by StrongIsland April 24, 2010

dangling modifier

Huge erection (but hanging) or non-erect (way hanging) male appendage when viewed by a heterosexual makes him 'turn' homo just so he can slurp, gobble, and ride the turgid torpedo. Thus, modifying his sexual orientation.

When Chuck saw Big Percy's dangling modifier in the showers, he realized then he's always been a closeted peter puffer.

by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009

Dangling Fury

Hanging testicle sac in heat

Wow...those balls are raging! It's dangling fury in my face.

by tony from the lido September 20, 2011

dangling nipple

A 90 year old womans Double D boobs that have never been supported by an over the shoulder boulder holder

Man that old lady had some dangling nipples

by dave ledford November 2, 2011

the dangling drop

The dangling piece of faeces on the tip of your anus that won't drop off, no matter how hard you force, squeeze or swing. Usually dangling by an extremely tenacious thread.

I swayed my ass as much as I could but the dangling drop wouldn't let go.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003

Dangling Tiara

The act of resting the masculine unit on the head of a woman so that the penis lays upon the forehead and nose, resembling a jeweled tiara.

I would love a Dangling Tiara right now.

by CrowFace October 8, 2006