Dial up internet

the most severe form of mental torture ever concieved by a psycopath's mind. outdated slow internet connection. may cause pulling out your hair and punching walls.

it takes hours to load a youtube video.

Kid:"mom why do we have Dial up internet ? we dont live in the fucking 90s anymore".
mom:"we live in the countryand its cheap."
Kid:"FML".

by keepskatin'bro November 22, 2011

dial a hoe

A person who is ready to have sex as soon as the phone rings and is willing to come to you.

dude 1: Hey man i am horny after watching this porno

dues 2: Call Caryn Dial a hoe she will work that boner out

by secretspyingonyou October 14, 2015

ghost dial

The act of accidently dialing a phone number on your cell when it hits against something on your belt or in your pocket. The party on the other end gets treated to 5 minutes of you yammering away, often talking about them behind their back...can be very embarrassing.

I did a ghost dial on susie last night and she caught me telling all my bros about banging her the night before.

by MC Johnny P December 28, 2007

butt dial

accidentally dialing a cell phone thats in your pocket and the resulting broadcasting of a conversation to the last person dialed

We heard all the personal details of his blind date after he butt dialed the apartment landline.

by Roger Johansen February 12, 2009

Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

dialdown

Another word for dialup. Takes into consideration the speeds, therefore, it is dial"down" instead of dial"up".

His dialdown only has the worst speed on the planet.

by J@RED August 11, 2008

dial-up courage

A sense of security felt by employees of large corporations whereby workers can voice their opinions on sensitive or risky topics over a conference call instead of speaking up in a meeting and being recognized. This also applies when the employee is just too embarrassed to be seen when asking a question even though his identity is known.

Andy: So do you have the balls to challenge the CEO during his all-employee meeting on his new sexual harassment policy?

Eric: Hell no, but I have dial-up courage so I'll just call in from my desk and ask.

Andy: You are a pussy.

by ag1979 February 26, 2010