dickpicking

looking for a good D

Tonight I'm dickpicking at the club.

by The Wizard of Dick March 5, 2020

diklicker

someone who is always on another guys dick

"yo did you see Rodney at the party" no cause he was to busy being a diklicker

by ghehaudfucker April 15, 2020

Dicklizzard

When a chick or dudes tongue is flicking licking and tasting a co#k in a reptillian fashion.

Morgan: oi dude, what happened to you last night?

Jon: bruh,,,, was unfucking believable....you know Tracey we met at the pub the other night yer?

Morgan: she was the red head with big titts right?

Jon: yup.....:) she stayed over last night n get this.... i wake up this morning like im in Jurassic fucking park .. shes perched on the bed tongue flicking on my cock like a raptor tasting the air ..

Morgan: fuck ..... you know what you have done yer...? You captured a rare and endangered dicklizzard lol..:)

Jon: true

by UncleDaddee January 7, 2021

Dicksick

Homesick for dick

She felt so dicksick she ended up calling her ex.

by Eabcdfu December 8, 2021

Dicksick

Dicksick A man that has contracted a sexually transmitted disease , venereal disease or infection from having sex.

Person : 1 Man,you know that fine piece of ass I been chasing for 2 weeks.I finally slept with her .Now my penis is burning and puss is coming out of it .I think I'm dicksick ,I need a ride to the Dr.

Person 2 : Dude you are dicksick,I hope I don't get dicksick , that ducks bro.You gotta strap up.

by Ecnoal sonsrap April 4, 2023

Dickdickle

When a male has finished urinating in sub zero tempuratures and the last drop freezes to the tip creating a dick icicle.

It was so cold last night that when I finished pissin' I had a dickdickle

by Dickdickle July 20, 2023

Dicktician

Someone so well versed in the ways of the vagina it's as if they went to school for it.

That girl studied to be a dicktician!

by AnaPeck August 25, 2023