Dickerism

The act of being a total dick when it is not necessary.

Man, Jude just cussed out that bitch for no reason. He is suffering from dickerism today.

by $ammit T. December 16, 2010

Dicker Picker

The act of grabbing only the shaft of a friends penis while said friend is sitting down, much like a claw game, but in this case the prize is your friends penis and the claw is your hand. Whilst preforming the act of picking the dick you must scream "DICKER PICKER."

me-DICKER PICKER!!!!!
friend-AW MAN, thats the second time today, i should really cross my legs.

by Coopy Poopy November 22, 2011

Big Dicker

A person with a big dick that cums so little

"John is a Big Dicker"

"yes he has a big dick, but squirts so little"

by ChupaCulo March 18, 2022

Dickerating

The act of decorating ones dick pic

My buddy nolan send me a dick pic by accident so me and my friends did some dickerating

by Killerchrisby December 12, 2018

Dicker

A hand held electronic device that performs a specific task.

I’ll lend you my dicker so you can open the (electric) garage door.

by OxfordWon February 22, 2022

Dicker

People who always on a boys dick

Man that girl is such a dicker

by AlexDevil666 May 9, 2021

Dicker

Military slang. A Dicker is a civilian who secretly works against the military by reporting their positions and providing intelligence to insurgents. They often use cell phones to spot for snipers, suicide bombers and command detonated IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devices).

The local Dicker thought he was going to be smooth and line up our mess truck for a mortar attack. We moved it right after sunset and the empty parking lot took a dozen rounds of Russian 120.

by james savik July 4, 2022