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Saturday Detention

A so-called extra measure of punishment flaunted by commonly blinded insensitive burnt-out figures held in educative authority. This punishment requires the offending student to go out of their way in the free time they have at the start of their weekend and spend two or so hours at their school doing what the attending teacher requires them to do.

From my school, this is the result of getting two detentions in a week or getting a very low negative behaviour point score by the end of the school week.

It is a wide-held belief that detention is to make the student reflect on their bad behaviour and hopefully have them avoid this punishment in the future. From what I've seen, this kind of detention not only deviates from that desired effect but also worsens the effect that teachers wanted to avoid in the first place.

I've seen some of my friends and many classmates getting this type of detention and it didn't help with their behaviour in the slightest - it only made them get even more detentions, resulting in them returning to even more Saturday detentions.

If a student has done so bad to constantly be given Saturday detentions, chances are there is an underlying issue with said student that needs to be addressed, worked, and resolved, as opposed to just doling out detentions like government cheese.
Teacher: Jimmy, that's two lates in a week. You have a Saturday detention starting at 11 am.
Jimmy: Whatever.
Teacher: And another one now for the following weekend.
by Dipnuts November 5, 2021
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Detention

A punishment used in school in which a student is required to show up before or after school or to stay in during recess or lunch. Detention may occur in a detention hall, on the wall, or in a classroom. As a result of receiving detention students are stripped of their undergarments and are not allowed to wear them again. As a result of detention, students are required to go commando as a sign of their punishment.
The students had detention now they do not are required to go commando.
by detention0311 October 21, 2010
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Juvenile Detention Facility

Where most niggas spend their academic years
Jamal spent 8 years in the juvenile detention facility.He did his post-grad work at San Quentin.
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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point dexter

a geek or nerd who wears glasses and/or engages in nerdy activity such as the world of warcraft or indulgent enjoyment of maths and other such subjects.
'oh my days blud, andy is such a point dexter on his calculator'
'why you be like all up in my grill you greasy point dexter, go back to your computer'
'don't make me go in a pair with Eron, he's a proper point Dexter'
by Lori Kilpatrick May 31, 2007
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Dexter

a very smart, caring, amazing, cute boy. he will make an amazing boyfriend. they will never let you down, and are always there for you.
dexters make very good boyfriends, especially to katies. i love them.
by KSH! December 23, 2008
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Detention Whore

Someone who misbehaves in class just so they can get a little individual attention after school, perhaps because they have a crush on a particular teacher, or maybe for other reasons.
You: "There goes Joe again. That's the third time this week that Miss Doubledee has made him stay after school."
Me: "Yeah, he's such a detention whore!"
by DoomShadow September 18, 2010
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Dexter

Dexter is the single most important human being on planet Earth. Dexter's are Gods of music and dance who prefer to prance around the house in the nude to their favorite song, preferably with a Jameson Irish whiskey drink in hand. They are often known to speak the phrases "Whoooo, child!" and "Donna!" on a regular basis.
Praise the almighty Dexter.
by s.wagger December 27, 2013
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