The Detective

After you have sex with someone, pull out a notepad and write their name down and cross it out. Then, look them in the eyes and say its not you.

I was marked safe by the detective.
After he finished in me, I was marked safe by the detective.

by ToyoCreative October 14, 2020

Detective pikachu

Overrated movie worst pokemon movie

Detective pikachu sucks

by September 10, 2021

Occult Detectives Are The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

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😱: Occult Detectives Are The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Occult Detective Is The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

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😱: Occult Detective Is The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

detective

girls when they have a crush on a guy

OMG! Hannah found her crush's address! She's a detective when it comes to her crushes.

by i_luv_ur_mommy December 31, 2024

lie detective

Kevin Johnson

I made a sandwich on a hot sunny day, on side of the house and then somebody came up and asked for a piece and i said " i don't know you" and they said it look "juicy and succulent" and i said i'm bout to slide up in this house and eat it with some potato chips and then somebody stole it so i had to use my lie detective skills

by sweettitty May 23, 2018

Coh-hen Lee Asian detective

Responsible but not mentally active.

Person one "Hey, have you seen Coh-hen Lee Asian Detective."
Person two "Yea is he the one that is responsible but not mentally active?"

by XxOld_MatexX November 07, 2019