mutually assured destruction

1. A position whereby the United States and the USSR - Union of Soviet Socialist Republics - would in a nuclear war, be able to destroy each other with their arsenals of nuclear weapons. Each maintaining the possibility to strike the other even if one party fired first. The phrase mutually assured destruction thereby implies that both parties assumed the ability to strike and destroy the other. A catastrophic eventuality if it ever arose. Both parties thus maintained this position, assuring each other than nuclear weapons would not be used, even if a conventional war broke out. The downfall of the Soviet system and emergence of the Russian federation did not make a nuclear war ineffectual, rather it maintains that the two parties still have the capability - and underscores the fact that a nuclear war between these nuclear giants is an inevitability.
2. While this term is specifically used to term the USA and Russia, it may also be applied to China as the latter has built an intercontinental ballistic arsenal that would be deployable if the USA and China ever faced off.

by situationst September 2, 2003

weapons of minor destruction

The only thing we can actually find in Iraq-- a couple of grenades, some guns, and a few fireworks.

Bush: "We succeeded in our goal of finding Weapons of Minor Destruction... what? Mass destruction... err, when did I say that?" *Shifty eyed Bush*

by Airwalker October 2, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

A loose term used to ambiguously declare war on oil-rich nations so George W. Bush can become the universal owner of all oil wells existing on the face of the earth.

Otherwise known as the bullshit we're told exists in order to destroy a nation so my buddy at Halliburton can make millions rebuilding it.

Come on. Do I really need to give one?

by globalgirl November 6, 2003

Weapons Of Ass Destruction

What u have to do is go to ur family doctor and get perscribed to urself viagra. Take the viagra so u have a raging boner for up to 4 hours. Then get numerous paint cans, all different colors. Then paint ur penis to resemble a Nuclear Missile. Hide in a closet near a bathroom when a female (or male , whatever u gay dudes want) is takin a shower and prepare urself. When she walks out sneak behind her and ram ur gigantic artifical wang and shove it her ass unexpectedly. While completely this yell "BAAAMMMMMMMM!!!" just like a nuke.

"im going to use my Weapons Of Ass Destruction."

by Josh Panz February 11, 2005

destructivocisist

Someone who dismantles a situation for pleasure.

Destroying a relationship and thinking; "Now THIS is entertainment!"

by dropCGCF December 17, 2004

destruction of cats

Destruction of cats are a group of delinquent vandals who call themselves 'artists'. They spray painted sexually graphic images of cats on my business, a pet shop for godsakes. They are troublemakers and a testament to the scourge we call youth today. I tracked them back to their facebook page by their name, so if you find them on there, please consider doing your civic duty and report these criminals so we can get them off the internet and way from the impressionable minds of our societies future.

Screw Destruction of Cats.

by Annerley Aquarium November 25, 2013

Erectile Destruction

The opposite of erectile dysfunction. Basically, if you have Erectile Destruction, you are hard 24/7 and can destroy any pussy with your absolute unit of a donger.

Jerry:"Hey Gary I have Erectile Destruction!"
Gary:"No, Jerry, you have AIDS."

by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018