desperatext

The act of sending someone a desperate text.

Seth desperatexted Kelly to come to the party because he felt extremely awkward.

by mmhmm4125 April 25, 2010

Desperatext

(n) The act of sending a reply text within 30 seconds of receiving one. The Desperatexter usually shocks the person who sent the initial text because of how fast the reply came. Usually done by those that are desperate for conversation or those that have gotten the number of a cute guy/girl and can't wait to engage in conversation.

John: You must really like, Tiffany.

Thomas: What makes you say that?

John: As soon as I hear text come in for you, you're responding. You've been desperatexting all day, man.

Thomas: Whatever, John. I really like her.

by Russell228 October 9, 2011

Desperosexual

And individual who holds a level of sexual preference until their preferred section of Craigslist doesn't work out.

"I didn't know he was bi!"
"No, he's just desperosexual."

by Schaaf May 4, 2014

Desperate

An individual that wants to reproduce with someone and that makes it super obvious that they want to do so.

Timmy is desperate to fuck Charlie.

by I'm tactically bored March 4, 2019

Desperate Dictionary Dipshit

A person who submits their own name to Urban Dictionary, defining said name with traits which make them seem much more attractive and likable than they are in reality.

whoever wrote Daniel in Urban Dictionary is such a Desperate Dictionary Dipshit.

by TitCruncher August 26, 2019

Desperationing

Having a strong feeling of desperation or doing super desperate things in a super desperate way.

We desperationing.😔🤚🏽~Indira Brown

by Indira Brown October 13, 2019

desperate beg

A person which wants the attention all the time and who is desperate to get a reaction out of someone.

Stop being a desperate beg

by Bish24 July 18, 2020