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desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.
man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit
by zleed May 6, 2021
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slick desmond

a reference to the slickness of duncan stainer lord of latin and 8x
slick des i have latin with slick desmond next
by kan September 29, 2003
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Desmond

Desmond is short gay little yam nose diddyslave little fuck, he is obsessed with riding dick with no license (someone call the cops)
desmond chews cigars and licks velveeta cheese blocks
by I am bd willy 374 October 26, 2024
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Desmond

The most lethal of Ghosts to ever roam the hallways of 6 Tanglewood Drive, no warning, no time, no Clue's except your fellow ghost hunters bodies laying just inside the doorway...the look of terror stretched across their faces...what horrors they had seen could only be achieved but the most foal and blood thirsty assassin ghosts this Phasmophibic world has seen!!
"I earned the hidden trophy !! Killed by a Desmond as soon as I walked in the door."- Trina
by ShameBot25 January 10, 2025
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Desmond Ghost

In the World of Phasmophobia, there is no deadlier ghost, then the Desmond, they act like no other ghost and will literally twist your head around the moment you walk in the door if they don't like your face, known to bug Ouija boards and trigger hunts without breakage, easily offended by playful jokes and questions....also normal questions..... noises, people, light, any smell, cats, dogs, mongoose.... the list of things that does not offend the Desmond ghost is shorter.... leave a lighter, a fatty and a line and he will give you peace for 20 mins!! and remember Ghost Hunters...always Beware the Desmond!!
"My Team....all three of them...dead at the door...we had just arrived at 6 Tanglewood street but minutes before...it had to be a Desmond Ghost!! I better cleanse the area with some white lines and Jay for the Ghost so I can retrieve the bodies!!"
by ShameBot25 January 10, 2025
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desmond

Desmond is a absolute sexy and funny dude but at the same time a bit weird for shoving his dick in me last night and all this white stuff came out
by geamgm July 22, 2025
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Desmond Benjamin

Desmond Benjamin is a legendary artist and producer
"Did you see Desmond Benjamin on the news?"

"Yes! He's so cool I want to be just like him!"
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