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desmond

black of the blackest the night sky head ass
by babyyyy May 25, 2019
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Ian Desmond

Sexiest baseball player.. Jawline to cut and the hottest man in the world
by DanielleCRay June 20, 2016
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Desmond

Desmond is short gay little yam nose diddyslave little fuck, he is obsessed with riding dick with no license (someone call the cops)
desmond chews cigars and licks velveeta cheese blocks
by I am bd willy 374 October 26, 2024
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Desmond

Desmonds are always an charmer, more noticeable for their excessive ass hair. They are often hard-lovers, but once you get to their heart, you'll never want to let go. Desmonds are the sexiest creatures on this Earth. Regardless of being Ceaser's son. "Desmond" or "Monkeyyy" are the best option for girls.
Him: WOAH! I see an aggressive monkey
Her: Oh don't worry that's just a desmond
by Chef Choppa April 17, 2019
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Speed Desmond

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"
by charis September 15, 2013
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Desmond

A shy guy at first but as you know him more he will be the best person you have ever met! A great lover with the warmest hug. Respects and loves the women in his life the most. A very suitable partner for a hyper/crazy girl as he understands and adjusts accordingly.
“only Desmond can handle eleshia
by august9th November 21, 2023
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Desmond

Wealthy Healthy straight non bi or homo sexual individual or family member

Sweet caring and non selfish

A diligent worker and a careful yet energetic energy
Desmond's are so nurturing.
Desmond's Are great Children.
by UnoYoko February 12, 2022
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