demolished

Means very drunk usually or it can mean a person is highly affected by narcotics. Generally the implication is so intoxicated that they lose control of their motor abilities, essentially either passing out or sitting in a still stupor.

I'm going to get demolished on Friday night at a keg party.

by james trent February 8, 2007

deral

as insulting term used mostly by high schoolers for some one who is annoying, a douchebag, or a square. Basically it is some one who is really gay (not in the homosexual way)

Dude that guy was such a deral, trying to pop off about how badass he is when we all know he doesn't do shit.

by Jeremy Hatcher May 19, 2008

Kamikaze Demolition Derby

A demolition derby is supposed to be a kind of race in old beaten-up cars where it is allowed to smash into the other competitors. The more smash-ups the better. Usually the cars are reinforced by the owners in order to survive as many rammings as poss thereby staying in the race. Adding the word "kamikaze" gives the meaning a much more dangerous edge, and means that the competitors don't mind if they are killed. So, that's the scenario for a Kamikaze Demolition Derby. (This meaning is for the purposes of conveying a situation in a hopefully humourous manner, but of course no such type of race exists in reality.)
The definition in my neighborhood is as follows:
A Kamikaze Demolition Derby is what you inadvertently end up being part of when driving in Hounslow or Feltham in West London. This is in part due to the high concentration in the population of chavs who drive around, high on whatever, in illegal cars. The can be spotted by the black or white smoke coming out of the back of the car, the colour red of the car, a head with a baseball cap in the driver's seat and acne on the very pale face, and if you get too close, will be cut up and then blamed for driving badly cuz you are a woman. You then see them drive off with squealing tyres smoking (they seem to love smoke of all kinds) and then nearly crash into the back of a bus.

Yes, it really did happen the other day. You know who you are wanker. Hopefully you will start another Kamikaze Demolition Derby soon which will cause you to be permanently removed from any future competions. Fuckwit.

by Missy M September 6, 2005

Demolib

1.An Democrat advocate of Liberal political policies.

The Demolibs are oblivious to why George W Bush beat them and are destined to repeat this if they don't catch on

by Matty G November 4, 2004

Derelleh

when a hand-made cigarrette is rolled really well it is a derelleh. (doperolllike)

Peter: Oi man hook us a paper
Skeva: Ohk i just did a derelleh
Peter: ohh thats pretty derellehhhhh

by Duhncan Corleone February 15, 2009

Decolonization

Five hundred years ago, elite learned members of the Christian priesthood travelled North America to preach to the indigenous locals that they were evil pieces of shit, everything they believed was wrong, and they needed to be re-educated in order to save themselves. That was colonization.

Today, elite learned members of the Academic priesthood travel North America to preach to the non-indigenous locals that they are evil pieces of shit, everything they believe is wrong, and they need to be re-educated in order to save themselves. That is decolonization.

Amy - God, I hate myself for being a white person that was born in this country. My prof was so right when xe told me I need to do something to help with decolonization.

Becky – Why don’t you post a pic on Insta showing you wearing those dream catcher earrings?

Amy – Perfect! Now let’s go shopping!

by McMission Definition July 13, 2021

derelict

A foolish person. Can be interchangeable with "idiot", "moron", "dillweed" or any similar term. Widespread use of "derelict" in this sense is due chiefly to it's status as a tomism (see "tomism")

P1: "Who the hell dumped this load of manure on the front porch?"

P2: "Frank just dropped it there this morning."

P1: "Oh that son of a bastage! That derelict!"

by Frank Klaune July 12, 2006