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densed

that guy is get'n densed
by condensed_milkman July 10, 2018
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dense

a) an insult used to dehumanise and ruin self-esteem when not employed in an ironic or sarcastic tone.

b) refers to the incompetence of someone to express their real feelings and is rather hiding behind their keyboard if used over snap chat particularly.
My boyfriend of six months just texted me saying "you are ugly and my parents think you are dense" five months after we broke up.

He called me "dense" on snap chat chat, so I roasted his liver.
by uglyanddensechamps May 27, 2019
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Dense Breast

A sturdy, independent breast that is kept held high on its own. It's a happy-looking tit, not a sad and saggy one.
Joe: Woah, that ain't no saggy tiddies

Will: Nah. Those are some dense breasts right there
by Mr Bean Laden November 15, 2016
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Dense Breast

A breast that is dense
That breast is dense, and is a dense breast because of it's density and it's a breast.
by tittytot69 December 10, 2016
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dense

when a callums too lazy to decode a simple message and realise the truth
stop being so dense
by callum you arse September 17, 2019
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Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery
Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.
by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020
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Dense

"Damn, did you see her ass? She's dense!"
by Erin Anne October 21, 2022
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