densed

To be turned into condensed milk.

that guy is get'n densed

by condensed_milkman July 10, 2018

dense

a) an insult used to dehumanise and ruin self-esteem when not employed in an ironic or sarcastic tone.

b) refers to the incompetence of someone to express their real feelings and is rather hiding behind their keyboard if used over snap chat particularly.

My boyfriend of six months just texted me saying "you are ugly and my parents think you are dense" five months after we broke up.

He called me "dense" on snap chat chat, so I roasted his liver.

by uglyanddensechamps May 27, 2019

Dense Breast

A sturdy, independent breast that is kept held high on its own. It's a happy-looking tit, not a sad and saggy one.

Joe: Woah, that ain't no saggy tiddies

Will: Nah. Those are some dense breasts right there

by Mr Bean Laden November 15, 2016

Dense Breast

A breast that is dense

That breast is dense, and is a dense breast because of it's density and it's a breast.

by tittytot69 December 10, 2016

dense

when a callums too lazy to decode a simple message and realise the truth

stop being so dense

by callum you arse September 17, 2019

Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020

Dense

Better than Thicc, a banging baddie.

"Damn, did you see her ass? She's dense!"

by Erin Anne October 21, 2022