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I was deflowered by Sarah
by James March 10, 2003
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delco sunday best

A style of dress popularized in Delaware County Pennsylvania. Scholars have long argued over the precise date of the creation of the Delco Tuxedo, but most maintain that it originated on Sunday, January 27th, 2002 at the St. Laurence 8:30 am mass. With the Philadelphia Eagles playing in their first NFC championship game since 1981, thousands of Delco's sons piled into alters throughout the county, in hopes that keeping holy the Sabbath would propel the Eagles to a victory. Since the Eagles were playing an away game, mass attendance rates were significantly higher than was normal. Congregations throughout the county were noted as being "smellier, greener, and scummier than normal" by then Cardinal, Anthony Bevilacqua.

Auxiliary Bishop Joseph McFadden, who presided over the 9:30 AM mass at Holy Cross in Springfield noted: "Never in my life have I seen so many Brian Dawkins jerseys atop gray Dan Algeo Cardinal O'Hara Football Hoodies and loose fitting denim jeans. And while not every member of the congregation was wearing a Dawkins jersey, every adult male had Timberland Boots adorning his feet."
Algeo might wear a COHS hoodie and headset on Friday night, a Penn State Football KKK whiteout suit on Saturday afternoon, but on Sunday, he puts on his his delco sunday best and honors the Eagles with Timbs, jeans, a hoodie, beer, and of course the jersey of whatever defensive player takes the most cheap shots during the course of the game.
by boss hamilton January 24, 2011
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Dell

"dell" is an synonym for "slow"
your computer is dell.
by n August 9, 2003
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delcore

Neck stiffness so bad it hurts to turn your head at all. Probably caused by working at a computer too much or sleeping in a weird position. Usually goes away in a few days.
Dude, why are you turning your entire body to look at me? Do you have a delcore or something?
by Delcore March 27, 2008
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deflowered

"If a man comes upon a maiden that is not betrothed, takes her and has relations with her, and their deed is discovered, the man who had relations with her shall pay the girls father fifty silver shekels and take her as his wife, because he has deflowered her. Moreover, he may not divorce her as long as he lives." (Deut 22:28,29)
Doug: Jack, you totally deflowered Sally last night, SCORE!

Brenda: No you didn't, Jack. She jumped your bones and was begging and begging for it. That's an entirely different Torah Marriage Law. Read up!

Jack: Hmm...I believe in Jesus, now. He who has not sinned, cast the first stone!

Brenda: Just know that it's not a particularly nice thing to "deflower" somebody. Jesus died for all transgressions, but mercy and wrath are both with him. Be cautious, Dude. Girls are being pressured to dress slutty because of the culture, some don't get that they are frustrating you, or that it's a painful tease. They might not be taught any other ways that lead to marriage. Tell them to cover up if you have to...or tell them what they ACTUALLY have to do to get you to L-O-V-E them, rather than testing naivety with seduction. It's sure they'll want to know what will REALLY keep you...<3.
by wing-man December 29, 2010
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dell

1) Something your computer turns into when it has been exposed to marijuana for too long.
2) A company as reliable as a retarded mailman.
3) A term for marijuana
4) A liar
5) Something that looks good but doesn't actually work
6) Makes Microsoft look smart

Dells don't work like the commercials say they do unless you buy their $3,000.00 model. So go get an E-Machine or a Compaq!
1) Dude my computer turned into a dell last night when I left my weed on it for too long!
2) That company is so dell.
3) Lets go smoke some dell!
4) She got in trouble for delling.
5) Man it looked good but it's actualy shit! It must be dell!
6) Dude I'm so delled that Bill Gates is raping me and I don't care
by awex January 6, 2004
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deflowered

A girl who has had her virginity taken.
That girl has already been way deflowered.
by Awkward-ziggy October 10, 2010
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