deflectatron

One who is "robotic like" in the deflection of accountability, blame, guilt, or the specific performance of work related tasks. An ambassador of excuses. A personality similar to Teflon.

The Big Hawaiian accused the design team member of being a non solutionist. Once an elaborate excuse was given to explain, it was perfectly clear that the design team member was truly a "Deflectatron."

by ShadyShadeMaster November 3, 2011

Deflauded

A noun describing a multitude of different descriptional possibilities usually pertaining to women in a alcohol induced state of mind.

That bitch is deflauded.

Damn yo, Jess is deflauded!!!!!!!!!!!

by TMAC21 November 21, 2012

Defillutly

Definitely and absolutely combined.

Deh-fill-loot-lee

Steve: Do you want ice cream?

Bob: Defillutly!

by boogymhoomygoob January 10, 2014

deflext

When a person replies to a text message by changing the subject often to dodge a question or cause you to doubt yourself (Can be used as noun or verb)

Girlfriend: "what took you so long to respond?"
Deflext
Boyfriend: "Baby I'm like a box of chocolates in the Forrest Gump kind of way"

by Cabinwfe April 23, 2017

Debulking

When the stupid cook puts to much on your burger and you have to remove the extra iteams

Damn theres to much on my burger Time to begin debulking

by Aidan juds September 28, 2017

deflexted

The feeling you get while messaging someone and it shows them typing for ages and then all you get is a one or two word reply.

I was chatting with this hot girl, and she was replying like for ever, and she only said 'maybe'... I was so deflexted!

by LeSavage1970 November 21, 2017

Default Juice

Water

Why is this so tasteless? Oh yeah, it's default juice.

by Wspycrs February 10, 2019