deez nuts

joke played on a friend. dont forget the ever popular use listed below.
#1-hey ronnie, would you like two CDs? (but what you REALLY mean is "to see deez")
#2-sure, which ones?
#1-DEEEEZ NUTS!
by stinky nuts May 10, 2003
mugGet the deez nutsmug.

mac deez

short for mc. donalds
wanna come eat at mac deez?
by nobody else here March 21, 2017
mugGet the mac deezmug.

deez nuts

A males balls
Use this when you ask them a question making them say what
You: Mom guess what Grandma sent us
Mom: What?
You: Deez nuts!
Mom: Imma whoop yo ass
by Tyris Truitt March 30, 2020
mugGet the deez nutsmug.

deez nugget

yo lets go smoke some deez nugget
by Toly February 17, 2004
mugGet the deez nuggetmug.

sour deez

that up north shit(dat piff). potent ass weed.I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT
by THE-GENERAL October 9, 2008
mugGet the sour deezmug.

Deez Nutz

Term for a prank involving shouting from a moving vehicle at pedestrians and/or cyclists. When driving, an occupant of the vehicle, usually whoever is riding shotgun must roll down the window and shout the words "Deez Nutz!" at any pedestrians or cyclists encountered on the trip. This must be done regardless of outside weather conditions. Deez Nutz should not be performed when stopped at a red light or stop sign, only when the vehicle is in motion.

It is also acceptable to shout "Whiskey Dick" or if the pedestrian is a child or pregnant woman, "Deez Babies!".
"Oh! Look at that dude walking up there."

"You should Deez Nutz him!"

"Haha alright!"

*roll down window*

"DEEZ NUTZ!"

*continue driving*
by zombyxzolem January 16, 2011
mugGet the Deez Nutzmug.

Deez Nuts

Person 1: "something came in the mail today."
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "deez nuts! HAH, got em! Got em!"
by Anya Braginski July 19, 2015
mugGet the Deez Nutsmug.

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