deez nuts

joke played on a friend. dont forget the ever popular use listed below.

#1-hey ronnie, would you like two CDs? (but what you REALLY mean is "to see deez")
#2-sure, which ones?
#1-DEEEEZ NUTS!

by stinky nuts May 10, 2003

mac deez

short for mc. donalds

wanna come eat at mac deez?

by nobody else here March 21, 2017

deez nuts

A males balls
Use this when you ask them a question making them say what

You: Mom guess what Grandma sent us
Mom: What?
You: Deez nuts!
Mom: Imma whoop yo ass

by Tyris Truitt March 30, 2020

deez nugget

Best weed

yo lets go smoke some deez nugget

by Toly February 17, 2004

sour deez

that up north shit(dat piff). potent ass weed.I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT

YO I GOT THAT "SOUR DEEZ"

by THE-GENERAL October 9, 2008

Deez Nutz

Term for a prank involving shouting from a moving vehicle at pedestrians and/or cyclists. When driving, an occupant of the vehicle, usually whoever is riding shotgun must roll down the window and shout the words "Deez Nutz!" at any pedestrians or cyclists encountered on the trip. This must be done regardless of outside weather conditions. Deez Nutz should not be performed when stopped at a red light or stop sign, only when the vehicle is in motion.

It is also acceptable to shout "Whiskey Dick" or if the pedestrian is a child or pregnant woman, "Deez Babies!".

"Oh! Look at that dude walking up there."

"You should Deez Nutz him!"

"Haha alright!"

*roll down window*

"DEEZ NUTZ!"

*continue driving*

by zombyxzolem January 16, 2011

Deez Nuts

What came in the mail today.

Person 1: "something came in the mail today."
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "deez nuts! HAH, got em! Got em!"

by Anya Braginski July 19, 2015