Alien dipstick

This is a large human like animal who speaks french

Omg i think theres an alien dipstick in that UFO he must be raping children

by Fucking cock sucker February 10, 2018

dirty dipstick

A penis that is rarely used making it dusty (dirty dipstick)

Its been so long my (dirty dipstick) desurves a dusting

by LGHleftbutstillright June 9, 2018

nah dipsticks

its a phrase you use when you cant say no shit Sherlock in elementary school. the shortened version is nah dip,but dont be a pussy say no shit Sherlock

Tyrone: your a human

you: nah dipsticks

by lil bitch fuckr August 22, 2018

Creamy Dipstick

A man's penis immediately after he's ejaculated inside a woman's vagina and then pulls it out he has a Creamy Dipstick.

When a woman then goes down on the man she's enjoying a Creamy Dipstick.

I want to suck your creamy dipstick.

by VaCpl757 January 6, 2019

Cincinnati Dipstick

When you stick your finger(s) in someone's plumbers crack.

His crack was showing so I gave him a Cincinnati Dipstick!

by KungFeuz November 1, 2019

Salty Dipstick

The Act of sucking Semen off a Penis After the Performance Of Docking , Spitting the Semen into the Anal Cavity, Insert Penis Into cavity to measure the amount of Semen deposited.

Featuring a translucent outer shell with a solid inner core, Salty Dipstick series is more like a work of art.

by Suron Thamos February 20, 2023

lipstick dipstick

A term for a male canine erection, as it can often resemble lipstick when it is ready to be applied.

Dude, your dog had a full on lipstick dipstick for my leg.

by Bourbon and Galushtas April 7, 2023