golden decker

Urinating into the Upper Deck of the toilet. A spin-off the highly under-rated Upper Decker.

"Dude I just pulled an Golden Decker on this asshat, for being such a douche nozzle"

by IPeeFreely June 22, 2008

Brooklyn Decker

An incredibly beautiful swimsuit model. She graces the cover of Sports Illustrated's "Swimsuit Edition" for 2010.

Guy #1 - "Who is Brooklyn Decker?"
Guy #2 - "She is Andy Roddick's future ex-wife."

by Gregory House, M.D. March 5, 2010

upper decker

The act of removing the upper lid to a home toilet. leaving an imense amount of defacation inside. the next customer will go and then flush your shit into the bowl, repeatedly.

while in ohio, the clarion hotel wouldnt give us a room because we werent 21, so ryan anson gave them an upper decker

by friend July 30, 2003

Dickerson McGee

A very refined motha fucka; very rarely is he a dick, and when he is a dick just backhand his old ass and say "QUIT BEING A DICK DICKERSON"

Friend A: *puts on old man swag* "How do I look?"
Friend B: "Like motha fuckin Dickerson McGee"

Dickerson McGee: *to neighbor* "WHY IS YOUR WIFE SUCH A CUNT JOE?
Neighbor (joe): *throws a mother fucking shoe at dickerson* "QUIT BEING A DICK DICKERSON"

by CerealATTACK February 28, 2013

Eco Decker

When you take a dump in the back seat of your ex's Prius

My ex left me because I wouldn't compost our trash... so I left her an ECO DECKER. That Prius was my composter.

by Eco Dexter December 29, 2009

sucker duckers

fly ass glasses made by Debbie the Glass Lady

Archbishop Don Magic Juan aka the Chairman of the Board of Famous Players EVERYWHERE just got a new pair of sucker duckers to match his iced out bible. chuuuch

by anonypimp December 17, 2010

Upper Decker

When you take a crap in the tank of someones toilet instead of the bowl. Most often done to a sworn enemy or to your best friend.

I pinched one off in the upper deck. He'll have fun cleaning that out!

by Helvis September 16, 2003