damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

by theleroy27 February 17, 2017

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Damn Daniel

A video that became viral on 2/21/16 which depicts a teenage boy named Daniel. Every day he debuted a new outfit, his friend Josh would say "Damn Daniel". Daniel also owns a pair of white vans so Josh would often say "Damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans". It has become a viral internet meme.

Damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans!

by RoyalYoshi September 3, 2016

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God damn

When damn just won't do.

Not just damn, god damn!

by Dudedog July 24, 2008

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Damn girl,

The start of a really cheesey pick-up line.

*Damn girl,* are you from Tennessee? Well you’re the only ten year old I see!
*Damn girl,* did you fall from heaven? Because you look like your face broke in eighteen places.
*Damn girl,* I just lost my phone number, and my social security details.
*Damn girl,* do you have an oxygen mask? Because I’m FUCKING DYING
*Damn girl,* I’m new here, can you give me directions to the nearest AA meeting?
*Damn girl,* if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put D, I, C, K, and S together.
*Damn girl,* is it hot in here, or is it just climate change?
*Damn girl,* are you tired? Because I slashed your tires.
*Damn girl,* lucky I have my library card so I can slit your neck!

by Well, shit. April 22, 2018

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