In the Star Wars universe, a sith lord of unknown gender who lived approximately 4,000 years Before Battle of Yavin. Led the Republic to victory in the Mandalorian Wars before disappearing in to the Unkown Regions with much of the Republic Army. The prodigal knight reappeared as Darth Revan, lord of the sith, and launched a successful campaign against the Republic before being betrayed by Darth Malak. A ship-to-ship attack destroyed Revan's mind and left the dark lord in a coma. The prodigal knight's mind was reprogrammed by the Jedi Council, and the reformed sith lord was sent to find the source of the vast resources Darth Revan had employed against the Republic. After the completion of this mission and the death of Darth Malak at Revan's hands, the saviour of the Republic again disappeared into the Unknown Regions. Historians have yet to discover the prodigal knight's fate.
"So, it's like playing chess and switching teams every time you're about to win?"
"Yeah, that's exactly how Darth Revan's life went!
"Yeah, that's exactly how Darth Revan's life went!
by SirMandokarla December 10, 2010
Get the Darth Revan mug.What happened when, in a galaxy far far away, the star wars kid finally plucked up the courage to ask out Princess Leyla after years of recovering from the humiliation of being an internet comedy meme and she not only turns him down, but informs him she is not Princess Leyla, but an out of work model who just does the star wars conventions to make money for her law degree. Then, to rub salt into injury, she only dates jocks and especially not internet comedy memes. He vowed off women forever and sought out Jean-Michel Rheault, the villain who so assulted his jedi honor by digitizing the star wars kid tape for the internet to take gay vengeance upon his pert backside.... but things did not gay as planned...
Star Wars Kid: "Hey Luke, I am your father. No that's not it. Hey Rheault, I AM YOUR DADDY. Now pull down those panties and get ready to RECEIVE MY LIGHTSABER!"
Rheault: "Oh shit, it was just a joke. I never knew you'd turn to the dark side DARTH GAYDAR. I'm sorry that you'll never get laid, but this is an exit only path young jedi. Why don't I hire you a hoe and you lose your virginity that way. I can video you again, Star Wars Kid loses virginity! Imagine how many hits that will get! Wow, we can do a whole series of these things with other ungainly chubby star wars fans..."
Star Wars Kid: "Argh... NO..." *runs*
Rheault: "Hey kid! Come back here, the cameras not rolling yet..."
Rheault: "Oh shit, it was just a joke. I never knew you'd turn to the dark side DARTH GAYDAR. I'm sorry that you'll never get laid, but this is an exit only path young jedi. Why don't I hire you a hoe and you lose your virginity that way. I can video you again, Star Wars Kid loses virginity! Imagine how many hits that will get! Wow, we can do a whole series of these things with other ungainly chubby star wars fans..."
Star Wars Kid: "Argh... NO..." *runs*
Rheault: "Hey kid! Come back here, the cameras not rolling yet..."
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when a guy is having a threesome with two girls... puts on a strap on backwards so he's fucking one in the front and the other in back. his penis and the strap on, resemble the dual lightsaber used by darthmaul.
by i<369 May 30, 2009
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The act of attempting to usurp ones protégé in a fashion resembling that of Anakin Skywalker usurpation of Obi-Wan in the Star Wars movies.
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The act of attempting to usurp ones protégé in a fashion resembling that of Anakin Skywalker usurpation of Obi-Wan in the Star Wars movies.
by jakerivers October 18, 2007
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by PeTePyE July 19, 2011
Get the Darth Vadering mug."Those new Darth Vader signals sure are ugly. I'd better get pictures of those old position-light signals before they are replaced with Darth Vaders."
by wthrfrk80 January 1, 2012
Get the Darth Vader Signal mug.Originally named Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader is the villain of a series of movies called Star Wars that began in the late 1970s. He wears a black outfit, and a very hiding mask. His distinctive breathing is present whenever he speaks. Most importantly, he is recognized for being the father of Luke Skywalker, a character in the film.
Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke Skywalker: He did...he said that you killed him.
Darth Vader: No, Luke. I AM your father.
Luke Skywalker: He did...he said that you killed him.
Darth Vader: No, Luke. I AM your father.
by Ainolketta May 14, 2005
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