Dani

*A slut.
*A witch with a capitol "B".
*A self-centered woman who neglects everything for her career and own personal agenda.
*A woman who thinks she is good looking, even though she resembles a man.
*A know-it-all.

"That mother is such a Dani...She gets home from work and neglects her children!"

"Look...That Dani is totally hitting on your man...He looks like he is going to bust out laughing or throw-up...Maybe both!!!!"

"You are such a Dani!"

by Hunk at the Bank September 15, 2008

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Person who has en extreme fear of waiters

Why are you scared Dany?

by Poop finger October 7, 2003

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Dani

Dani is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He always has your back. He would rather make you have a good time than himself. He always helps you out when you need it. He's hilarious and just a kind guy.

Friend: Kill me.
Dani: Not unless you kill me first.

by xsweetiee1x October 27, 2011

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a tool.

Person 1: That engineer is nothing but a rusty tool!
Person 2: Wait.. isnt that Dany

by SorryDany January 25, 2010

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A girl that is a fake bitch, fake friend, that wears glasses and Smells like burnt pussy but can squirt a mile away!

Person 1: dammmmn Dani, she squirted so far it hit a door bell
Person 2: dammmmnn I know her!! she a fake bitch too!!

by HairyarmpitSteph April 2, 2019

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A quiet but mean Jew who hates everyone. She steals away one's friends by pussy-whipping them into a clingy relationship, and then you never get to see them again. Also she's French.

Yesac: Hey was Laehcim at that party last night?
Ttam: No... he was making out with Dani...

Nevets: Hey are we having band practice at Laehcim's house?
Ttam: No he has other plans... involving Dani.

Regor: Man what happened to Laechim... he used to be cool!
Ttam: Dani happened. That's what.

by Eht Puorg October 20, 2008

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