daffadine

its a combanation of 3 sex positions first a blow job then you fuck her really fast in the pussy then right before u cum you whip it out and bust all over her face

wow u just got daffadined

by pooponastickandlickitoff July 17, 2009

daffy-davit

An affidavit used in a court case or administrative proceeding which takes substantial liberties with the truth, and contains gross exaggerations or over-simplifications, or is missing significant relevant facts needed to render the document genuinely truthful.

"He would never have gotten out of paying child support if not for that trumped-up daffy-davit his boss wrote."

by Ledbatz February 29, 2008

daffable

To daffle someone: To confuse or befundle

You are a daffable person because you told me easter was on April 1st.

by Samlovesdaffable April 11, 2009

Dafort

Person who is amazing at the sport of bowling, at the same time having a playboy level of "over 9000"

We all wish we were a Dafort

by Nighttoy August 9, 2012

Daffer

A cigarette

Anyone fancy a daffer?

by chewbaccas hairless scrotum January 21, 2022

Daffy Duck

A massive troll who somehow turned into a massive punching bag overnight.

Daffy Duck in the 1940's: Screws with people just because he can and gets away with it.

Daffy Duck in the 1950's: Can't go a single episode without anything bad happening to him. (He deserves it.)

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

daffy duck

cockney rhyming slang for fuck

alright darlin' fancy a daffy?!

by ben curry September 24, 2003