A cheese substitute founded by the Kraft family. Often included as dry powder in a box of pasta. A custard mitten is the term used for the leftover residue of tapioca gelatin that dries overnight inside a whore's vagina. Proteins are introduced and the mitten is pasteurized by General Custard. In the morning after the Custard's delivery, the mitten walls are scraped by the Kraft employees (like Keebler elves) to collect the flaky dry cheese powder alternative to be re-sold into Kraft grocery products.
"General Custard, I'm fucking hungry. Get your fingers out of the founding fathers, wipe my wife's ass off your glasses and get the fuck into the kitchen to whip me up a delightful custard mitten. You'll find my daughter waiting in the kitchen for your delivery."
by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018
Get the Custard Mitten mug.Brothers because they have stirred each other's custard - being that they have made love to the same woman and stirred man custard.
by Kadelly August 22, 2017
Get the custard brother mug.When you live with multiple male roommates and you take a shower and the drain backs up. After Jenking it the sperm connected to you leg hair cooks and makes a light baby desert.
Yo watch your shower bro. My legs just took a cooking class do you have any whipped cream to go with that ankle custard?
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Get the custard cupboard mug.A term commonly used by Polish women to describe a woman's frangipani liquid and maybe used in an attempt to control a man...
by MuzBang May 16, 2016
Get the Pussy Custard mug.The perfect cream pie. Man custard is ejaculated into the orifice of choice (vaginal or anal) then allowed to pour out freely naturally or through force contractions. A proper custard is typically enjoyed orally by the giver or in some cases, by a cuckold partner.
My bill came over last night and filled me full of proper custard and My husband had clean up duty.
I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Get the Proper Custard mug.Reference to the female vagina. A depository for a dude’s blast of nut custard.
Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.
Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.
Rachel has a stank ass custard sleeve. But I dropped my load in it anyway.
I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.
I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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