cushion-wedging

when u stick ur dong between the couchions of the couch to pleasure yourself.

wow, my back is sore because i was up cushion-wedging all night on this tiny couch.

by dave. The Man February 3, 2007

Dick Cushion

aka booty call ... one night stand desperate need for sex , random sex just because a guy wants it and thinks anyone will give it up don't think i'll be your dich cushion tonight.

Don't think I'm going to be a dick cushion tonight.

by 1redcupcake August 17, 2010

Cush'n for Push'n

Cush'n for Push'n - the abbreviated and rhyming form of the phrase 'Cushion for pushing', which refers to any 'cushioning' around the genital area of a female, including pubic hair and excess fat, which may provide 'cushioning' when having intercourse.

John: Dude, did you bang that fat chick you were with last night?
Bob: What? She wasn't fat, she just had a little cush'n for push'n, y'know?

by fluorescent April 18, 2009

boob crusher

The equipment used to perform mammograms. Some women have likened it to a tire running over their boobs, and having them squeezed into a box-shape thingy...

WOMAN: "It's that time of the year again... gotta go to the boob crusher..."

by Jason L. December 28, 2005

insta-cashed

when one torches a bowl

Eric Jones insta-cashed the damn bowl again!

by Dr. Ganjaman August 23, 2010

prick cushion

1.) A girl who gets a lot of cock in her.

2.) During sex, a girl who just lays there and takes a pounding.

Miko Lee plays the part of a prick cushion well in her gangbang videos.

by captainmarvel August 27, 2005

Crushendo Pro

Stands for Crying, Shitting, Wanking at the same time while throwing up

A Crushendo Pro is best reserved for occasions such as: HoneyMoon, New Job Acceptance speech and as a generally bonding, "getting to know you better" kind of experiences.

by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010