curtass

Curtass is the inert act of shitting your pants on purpose then trying to blame it on someone else while trying to shake it out of your pant leg.

Damn did you just pull a curtass?
Looks like they pulled a curtass!!!

by Balls with Nuts October 16, 2008

Curtsesque

A word used to describe a dull glow, or fading light.Or anything dull for that matter.Like a lackluster modelling career, or the sparkle in a metrosexual man's eye.

1.The sun is beginning to become quite Curtsesque.
2.I dunno, Tom, that idea kinda seems Curtsesque to me.
3.The dying fire had an almost Curtesque glow.

by Rynocerous December 28, 2005

Chris Curtis

-- Chris Curtis --
Mini Biograpghy:
Singer and Author of ” The Turning Point ” Chris Curtis, is from Athens, Greece. He attended Columbia Academy in Vancouver where he graduated with degrees in broadcasting and the performing arts.

Full name: Chris Constantine Curtis
Date of birth: 1983 /Jan 23
Nick name: Crispy or Butter face
Hometown:Athens ,Greece
Astrological Sign: Aquarius
Height: 6.4
Weight: 165 pounds
Hair color: brown
Eye color:brown
Vocal range : 3 Octaves
Parents : Roger and Dora
Brother :Alex
Sister :Clio
Favorite foods :Italian , Japanese , Chinese, seafood , and Thai.
Favorite colors : Yellow , orange , green, and black. Favorite designer brands : Valentino , Ralph Lauren , Versace , and Diesel.
Favorite training shoes : Puma , Nike ,Reebok , and Adidas.
Favorite Hair products : L’oreal , and Lab Series. Favorite animals : Dogs , Dolphins , and birds. The Dogs Chris likes : Bulldogs , Pugs , Airedale terriers, and Rottweilers.
Activities Chris likes : Jogging , swimming , and biking.

Trivia: Chris has a Pug named King.

Awards: 1 award , 5 nominations.

Chris Curtis

by Daviss2222 October 9, 2009

Curtis

Curtis a usually the most handsome black male you'll ever meet, a great best friend, athletic and smart. Although just his smile will melt your heart, get on his bad side and sgit will get real. People mistake this godly handsome being for a player, but beneath his A1 sexual activity he's just the shit.

Damn Hilary..i had me a curtis last night mmmh

by Jamminjammin January 5, 2016

Curtis

The biggest dickhead ever.

That guy is such a Curtis.

by DeathHead August 4, 2007

Curtis

Verb. To pull a Curtis is to agree to do something then, when the actual time comes, to not turn up. Then, when questioned about not turning up, to give a terrible -- yet vaguely believable -- excuse as to why you could not.

Person 1: "Yeah, yeah, spanking on Thursday... Yeah, yeah I'll be there."

Person 2: "Dammit, he didn't turn up. He totally pulled a Curtis on us!"

by EonVankmer December 30, 2012

Brown Curtsy

The curtsy/bow one does instantly when walking into a men's room to check to see if anyone is in the bathroom stalls by getting a view of their feet. It is typically done in one fluid motion after opening the door in order to allow a swift unbroken exit in a marine-like pivot should the stalls be occupied.

To the untrained observer and anyone unexpectedly walking towards you (often from the urinals) it appear as if you are bowing to the stalls to show respect.

I grabbed the paper to hit the number one stall but I had to abort after the brown curtsy.

by DrSmooth February 17, 2010