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Cuntesque 

An adjective that is normally percieved as very bad. Describing something or someone using the word 'cunt' in a pejorative way. 'Cunty' or 'Cuntesque' behavior, taste, style, image, etc.
Oh, man. Staind? That band is just cuntesque.

Yack! Did you see that chick? Just cuntesque.
Cuntesque by el_flaco January 22, 2011

curtisesque 

The ability to look slick all day without no discernible effort.
"Who's that?"
"That's Curtis."
"And what's he do?"
"That's it, you're looking at it. He just looks slick all day."

or

"Man, this program is so curtisesque!"

or

"That guy is curtisesque!"
curtisesque by aces israel October 16, 2008

Cuntsequence 

The consequence you get after sleeping with a cunt
P1) hey, did you sleep with that slutmuffin ?
P2) Yeah, and I had to suffer the cuntsequence :(
Cuntsequence by Slutmuffinz October 22, 2011

Cuntsequentialism 

Based on the cause-effect philosophy, cuntsequentialism is the belief that being a cunt is more often than not, a result of someone deserving brutal and honest truth, regardless of how it makes the recipient of the cunty behaviour feel.

This may sometimes shatter a false sense of security that the recipient may have.
*deserving unnamed target is a pathological liar and believes that no one knows.
Sarah: Greg you are a pathological liar!!

*A perfect display of cuntsequentialism

CursedQueen / CursedKing 

The Cursed Queen or King are the rulers of the cursed kingdom, they're known for the most unfortunate luck thus they're unphased by any inconvenience or betrayal coming their way.
CursedQueen / CursedKing : They're fierce and scary if you get on their bad side. But they're also sweet and affectionate with their people. May I remind you again that they're the most cursed people amongst all, hence "everything they touch turns into dirt"

The cursed queen won't hesitate to bite off your arm if you upset her.

The cursed king can easily snap your neck if you cross his queen's way.

cuntsequently 

When you act like a cunt and the then something happens as a result
Alan tripped Megan while walking down the hall, cuntsequently, he fell down the staircase