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Cuntesque 

An adjective that is normally percieved as very bad. Describing something or someone using the word 'cunt' in a pejorative way. 'Cunty' or 'Cuntesque' behavior, taste, style, image, etc.
Oh, man. Staind? That band is just cuntesque.

Yack! Did you see that chick? Just cuntesque.
Cuntesque by el_flaco January 22, 2011

curtisesque 

The ability to look slick all day without no discernible effort.
"Who's that?"
"That's Curtis."
"And what's he do?"
"That's it, you're looking at it. He just looks slick all day."

or

"Man, this program is so curtisesque!"

or

"That guy is curtisesque!"
curtisesque by aces israel October 16, 2008

Cuntsequence 

The consequence you get after sleeping with a cunt
P1) hey, did you sleep with that slutmuffin ?
P2) Yeah, and I had to suffer the cuntsequence :(
Cuntsequence by Slutmuffinz October 22, 2011

Cuntsequentialism 

Based on the cause-effect philosophy, cuntsequentialism is the belief that being a cunt is more often than not, a result of someone deserving brutal and honest truth, regardless of how it makes the recipient of the cunty behaviour feel.

This may sometimes shatter a false sense of security that the recipient may have.
*deserving unnamed target is a pathological liar and believes that no one knows.
Sarah: Greg you are a pathological liar!!

*A perfect display of cuntsequentialism
Cuntsequentialism by Taauphzi May 17, 2018

CursedQueen / CursedKing 

The Cursed Queen or King are the rulers of the cursed kingdom, they're known for the most unfortunate luck thus they're unphased by any inconvenience or betrayal coming their way.
CursedQueen / CursedKing : They're fierce and scary if you get on their bad side. But they're also sweet and affectionate with their people. May I remind you again that they're the most cursed people amongst all, hence "everything they touch turns into dirt"

The cursed queen won't hesitate to bite off your arm if you upset her.

The cursed king can easily snap your neck if you cross his queen's way.

cuntsequently 

When you act like a cunt and the then something happens as a result
Alan tripped Megan while walking down the hall, cuntsequently, he fell down the staircase
cuntsequently by Battleship43 May 12, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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