Crontch is the word for some nasty crotch. Sometimes you have to be the one that goes and finds out; sometimes it's your buddy.
by KennyT July 18, 2012
Get the Crontch mug.The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.
"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."
"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."
"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."
"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."
"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."
by Josh The Squash May 7, 2005
Get the croner mug.Did you get some cronnage last night?
by Hanur Kim May 4, 2005
Get the cronnage mug.Bomb ass bud that'll take you from sober to stunned in 2 hits. DOES NOT CONTAIN COKE. Often contains orange/red hairs and white fuzz NOT COKE...
If anyone tells you this shit has coke in it they are wrong. I have some in front of me.
If anyone tells you this shit has coke in it they are wrong. I have some in front of me.
by Drew Ewing November 13, 2004
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