crimp valve

Arse-hole, ring piece.

I've got some farmer giles swinging from my crimp valve.

by Razor Rudds August 22, 2003

Crimp Down

Descriptive of the act of having a poo

"Gimme that autosport, i'm just off to the chodbin to crimp down"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

criPod

An iPod filled with emo music

"Drew got yelled at by his boss earlier has been in his cubicle listening to his criPod for hours now"

by Penguins Word Team December 9, 2008

Crippler chick

Surfer slang for a pretty girl (maybe a very pretty girl)

Check out the crippler chick!

by Kerries July 26, 2010

cripple song

A strange phrase heard in the song Shapeshift by Horse The Band, an awesome metal group. In the song, the protagonist is asked by his girlfriend to "sing the cripple song" with her, which scares him off. Therefore, Cripple Song probably refers to marriage, sex,or a long term relationship, which the protagonist wants no part of. So he leaves her. In this sense, singing the cripple song, in real life, can refer to any task which one would rather avoid, such as working, paying bills, or visiting in-laws.

You should have seen her, at one with the Gods.

She said "let's sing the Cripple Song".

Then i was gone.

Oh dear, oh dear. Then i was gone.

She said " let's sing the Cripple Song together".

Then i was gone.

by KrispyDymond December 18, 2017

Crippled wank

Someone who wanks off without arms and legs

Katy Jones is a crippled wank

by Niscaraeperuscar May 13, 2019

donna crip

Donna Street Crips
The Donna Street Crips (DSC), originally known as the GQs are one of the oldest African-American street gangs located in North Las Vegas, Nevada. Their name is derived from Donna street which is the heart of their gang. They were established in 1977, originally known as the GQs by original gangsters after moving to Las Vegas from Compton, California.

You from Donna Crip homie? Yeah, I'm from RIDAZ!!

by H3LL RAZOR LOC'STA October 2, 2020