Crapital

The what should be capital of a country (just because of it's nightlife, cheap food, wiggas, boy racers, nana racers, students and transsexual taxi services, all of which are essential for a well-run capital), but it's just too damn crappy.

Palmerston North should be the crapital of NZ, Dalby should be the crapital of Aussie etc. etc.

by musikbox May 14, 2008

cripture

an ugly beyond reason human who looks like some kind of creature,a nickname for an animal.

aww look at the cripture doggy sprinkles or what a fuckin cripture she looks like a monkey!

by ashley November 13, 2004

cripstick

a blunt (not a joint a blunt) cigar weed something like swisher sweets or optimos

Yo Xavier (a.k.a. X) hey pass dat cripstick sippy time

by Street Racer X February 14, 2008

criptacular

Handicapped acessible. Also a combination of crippled and spectacular!

"Man, this is not a criptacular bar"
"She has a criptacular room"

by lovemewhenIsmile October 20, 2007

Crapitola

A normally quaint seaside town that turns into a nauseating traffic scene of valley tourist hell during the summer months. Pack your trash bitches!

Yo, I tried to drive home through crapitola on the way home and I threw up in my mouth a little at all those nasty-ass tourists.

by cocofire June 2, 2009

cript

super cool, or awsome

that car is so cript

by twinkietoes November 15, 2010

cripts

a fuckin dangerous group of girls

by Anonymous September 7, 2003