Raven Crier

A nigga that looks like he gets anal from a squirrel

Look at that kid, he looks like a raven crier

by User54itslitasarez November 28, 2019

Cum Crier

These Doodle Bangers are commonly referred to as Cum Criers if they A.) Lose a weenie war whilst consuming the loads of the more dominant Doodle Bangers, therefore they cry covered in or full of cum or B.) Upon becoming upset, they discharge semen from their eyes and anus rather than tears due to there massive consumption of Male ejaculate.

Is that semen coming out of your eyes? You're a Cum Crier!!!

by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 23, 2020

Incidental Criteria

Knockout criteria that suddenly appear during the assessment of a project. These criteria have never been seen or mentioned before said assessment and if they are not fulfilled will result in a failing grade.

Teacher: "If you don't have a presentation by tomorrow, you'll fail this assignment"
Student: "This was not in the initial assignment, it's an Incidental Criteria"

by JustFOff July 1, 2021

Bourne Criteria

Noun: All the things that went wrong in a round of golf.

I had so much Bourne Criteria that my round couldn't have been any good.

by Gordy W. November 19, 2023

kaden crider

The perfect boyfriend.

He has dark hair and ocean blue eyes and he will make you feel more loved then any other man. You will truly believe that youve never loved anyone before because of how much you will love him. He's is such a a lil sweetheart, and you'll love him forever.

I love my boyfriend, I'm so glad I met Kaden Crider

by kadens_wife May 1, 2024

D1 crier

someone who is a pro at complaining to get their way

"Hey I just saw her cry to her history professor about her 'C' in the class... now it's an 'A' I guess"

"oh yeah she's a D1 crier"

by amazing-meatball April 1, 2025

Rain Crier

inuit people when it rains cry and wish for food to spawn in.

My mongoloid dog is a rain crier.

by mcjgon July 4, 2025