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Porch Crawler

A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.
Brian: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?

Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawler. It's $10 a piece - you in?

Brian: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.

Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawler or something?
by TheDarkness420 January 22, 2010
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creepy crawlin

the act of an older guy hitting/ trying to hook up with a girl that is alot younger than he is.
Yo you see da young bull creepy crawlin all over them freshman over there.

You see him creepy crawlin all over her facebook wall.
by Q Dukes August 18, 2010
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Crawlify

To create a crawling zombie (crawler) in the Call of Duty games. You can find said zombies in Zombies mode in Call of Duty: World at War and Call of Duty: Black Ops. Creating a crawler is crucial to survival because they are much slower than normal zombies, allowing for people to go to buy perks or guns or try their luck with the mystery box.
Tim: Yo, should we crawlify a zombie this round?
Dom: Yeah man, I'm tryna get a Ray gun or a thunder gun. GRIZZ-MODE ACTIVATE!
by PAPERCLIPv2 February 28, 2011
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Crawdaddy

The Cajun equivalent to a sugar daddy.

Instead of say a Lamborghini, a Crawdaddy may have a fox body mustang in immaculate condition. Instead of a yacht they may have a Pontoon boat with a very nice beer cooler.

Crawdaddies are commonly solicited by Mudbugs (the Cajun equivalent to a gold digger)
Bill: "Have you called Cynthia back lately?

Ted: "Nah. I heard she went down to the bayou and got herself a Crawdaddy"
by SkyGuy069 June 25, 2023
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Bud Crawl

akin to "bar hopping" it involves frequenting multiple medical marijuana collectives in a sequential fashion throughout the day!
Jenn, shall we go "bud crawling??!":)
by Buddy500 December 31, 2009
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rock crawling

4-wheeling in rocky terrain, usually on slopes.
We got in our Jeeps and went rock crawling in the mountains.
by Ansky June 9, 2014
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Fast food crawl

A fast food crawl is when a group of friends sets out on a journey to all fast food chain restaurants in the surrounding area, and consumes a minimum of two items from the menu. Of the two items, one must be a potato based substance (i.e. fries, wedges, mashed potatoes) or appetizer, while the second is the staple dish or meal offered by the chain. Finally the patrons of the crawl must also purchase a minimum of a medium drink at every restaurant.
Yo J did you hear that E and I went on that fast food crawl last week? Man I haven't taken a solid dump in a week, iv'e just been slapping turds since.
by slappingturds December 4, 2014
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