Crapper Jacks

A slang or pun on the U.S. brand snack Cracker Jacks used for a lower or less derogatory term of the word "crap"

After the teenager was defeated in the video game he quickly exclaimed "Crapper Jacks!"

by Pyromaster13 November 28, 2009

Crapper Roll

Toilet paper.

1.(n.) Crapper. crap - Comes from the word written by a fisherman who mispelt the fish, the carp, and thus it immeadiately became a word to express shit, or something bad because of how childish the error and mistake was.
2. (n.) Roll. roll - Comes from (vb.) to roll - "to roll a butcher", but in this sense it is a (n.) roll of something, coming from the product of a good rolling.

Left in comment book in a small convenience store by a local oaf:

"No crapper roll on Thursday"

by The Gladwell October 30, 2004

old crapper

One who is old and craps on people's faces and chests. Also an old jerk who runs around chainsawing people's dogs to death.

Yea, he's an old crapper, he just took a dump on my face

by Jerk Swan February 5, 2008

hammer in the crapper

A phrase for Anal Sex

"Last night I slipped this chick roofies. Before you know I was tearing out her O ring, some straight hammer in the crapper"

by Robert L September 17, 2007

gotta hit the crapper

Another way of saying gotta use the restroom

Person 1: hey you wanna go to the store
Person 2: Sry gotta hit the crapper first

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

fucking dick crapper

The definition is that a person who is bad or someone who is horrible and is a dick and likes to poop on your shoe

a fucking dick crapper defininetly doesn't know how to drive.

by psun3 June 4, 2018

Sauerkraut Crapper

Like the word (wafflecrapper) but instead this girl is so fine that she can crap on you sauerkraut and still be very attractive

"Gee Kelsey, your'e a sauerkraut crapper," said Daniel.
"Wow Jessica alba, (my wife) you are a sauerkraut crapper," said Tyler.
"Dang NN girls, i'm sorry but your'e only waffle crappers, not sauerkraut crappers"

by Danielisawafflecrapper January 3, 2009