To cut open someones vein and fuck it, until you cum inside of the vein, killing them in the most inhumane manner.
Jerry: dude i need to get outta town! i craiged this guy last night and now he is in my closet.
Steve: Want some crack?
Steve: Want some crack?
by James Fondent January 16, 2008

by Goonicus the unwavering October 7, 2019

by Bulldog 1 May 21, 2008

A womanising douchebag. Changes girls from week to week, is never sure what he wants and will up and leave as soon as a new option comes along. Immature in matters of the heart, and the victim of his own indecisiveness. Tries to be silly because he thinks it's endearing, but once you know him well enough you see that it is just immature and not cute at all.
Watch out for this one - he's charming in a silly way, but he'll break your heart.
Watch out for this one - he's charming in a silly way, but he'll break your heart.
1. 'Did you hear? Bonnie got dumped!' 'Oh no! What a Craig.' 2. 'Craig has been cheating on Jess with Hazel.' 'No surprises there.'
by Kya-chan March 26, 2011

by Shane4t4 October 21, 2011

The sexiest man alive can bench 350 and what a lady’s man, lives in Canada eh and loves all water sports best friend is the J aka sky devil Craig gets more bum than the toilet seat and his voice is the lowest ever for being 15
by Monica😉 April 20, 2018

Homosexual, often found playing halo and pretending to smoke pot. Has no real friends but believes that everyone loves him. At the same time every person on earth, even those who he has never met in entire world hate him. Often creating death threats and thrashing about when he is angered. A common phrase from him is "ILL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!"
Believes in communism but cannot defend it from the weakest of arguments. Overall, a tool.
Believes in communism but cannot defend it from the weakest of arguments. Overall, a tool.
by ldkfjlasjdflasdf May 22, 2009
