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The place for latest Hypixel SkyBlock news, leaks and update discussions, and the home of the Minecraft Mod Cowlection.
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Cowsquatch

A digusting cow who squats on the couch all the time.

A fat fucking lazy sow, who sits on the couch all day and sucks off of government assistance programs, rather then get a job.

A useless cunt who purposely gets knocked up to with illegitimate bastards every two years, in order to continue to live off of welfare checks and food stamps.

A 2 1/2 ton bitch who yells and screams at her fucktard kids rather then get her fat ass up and wobble across the room to discipline them.
"Tell that cowsquatch to get out of bed, it's already noon."

"Make that cowsquatch get off her fat ass and get a job and support her own little bastards."

"No wonder those kids are fucktards, look at that cowsquatch they have for a mother."
by thedocisinthehouse May 10, 2010
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cowsey

Some retard who falls off roofs and pulls fire alarms.
He is such a cowsey
by bossbeastman March 5, 2015
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cowsh

Mendip caving slang for cow shit.
As we entered sump five we found that it was thigh deep in cowsh.
by Brucester September 16, 2006
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cowshed2

something that is not real, it is a fake thing
cowshed2 is not real.
cowshed2 is a rumor.
by SoulSoil February 7, 2022
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cowson

when the paper boys half an hour late gertha COWSON.
by brian April 10, 2003
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Cowsplaining

Cowsplaining - (v) (a blend of the word cow and the informal form splaining of the verb explaining) means "to explain something to someone, characteristically by BJP leaders to the people of Kerala, Tamil Nadu, Karnataka, Goa and the North Eastern States, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing, about matters on which BJP leaders have no fcuking clue, such as literacy, healthcare, law and order and human development.
Example: "Chief Minister Yogi Adityanath of Uttar Pradesh (ranked at the very bottom of all Indian states for healthcare index) Cowsplaining to the people of Kerala (ranked number 1 for healthcare among all Indian states)"
by TitzButWhy February 9, 2018
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