Coonicides

Coonicides is what has happened when one finds more than one raccoon dead in or alongside the road in close proximity to each other. In the springtime after giving birth to a litter of raccoon pups, the mother raccoon might commit coonicide after the father raccoon leaves the nest or den and goes to the ‘raccoon club’ with his pals. When young raccoons are old enough to walk, they might stay around the dead mother raccoon and absent-mindedly become victims themselves. When two or more raccoons commit coonicide, it is usually because of a domestic dispute that neither party can resolve. A coonicide or coonicides can actually be the result of horseplay where raccoon buddies will dare or challenge each other to wait until the last second to move out of the way of an approaching vehicle.

Why are all those raccon carcasses all over the road like that? Did you say 'coonicides'?

by LongmeadowFarm March 3, 2010

Chronicles Of Rajendran

The mythical, fantastical, and mysterious chronicles surrounded by lore that rivals the Kingdom of Gandalf. It is said the chronicles are merely a myth, but few men have claimed to read its pages.

Me- Hey, have you see those chronicles of rajendran
Rohit- shut the fuck up

by Anthony McKinsey January 28, 2022

chronically white

a phrase coined to refer to a dumb or stupid white person; someone who is painfully white.

"hey did you see @seth.shyrock on tiktoks new video?"

"yeah he's chronically white"

by chamolemon February 20, 2022

mexican colonic

Absolute complete top-to-bottom total gastrointestinal irrigation resulting from ingestion of a burrito. Symptoms include explosive diarrhoea, litres of vomiting and a lifetime psychological aversion to Mexican food.

Ay caramba!! This no burrito!! This a mexican colonic!!

(Said with a Mexican accent)

by urbandictionarykate August 16, 2012

coronial

The generation born between December 2020 and March 2021, as a result of the enforced quarantining of their parents due to the COVID-19 pandemic

Olivia and Liam had a strong bond : they were both Coronials

by Limbic Candy March 17, 2020

Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

As defined by Dilbert (the Animated Series). Symptoms Include Blurred Vision, Muscle Joint Pain, Fatigue, Depression, and Hearing Loss. Patient will initially will Deny that they have it. If You think You have it, You have it.

I think He's a Zombie. No he's just been working alot. He's suffering from Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

by 5t4r October 3, 2011

Chronic Wanker

One who carries around with them the uncontrollable urge to have a wank. This condition makes seemingly simple outings rather difficult.

Guy1: Yo man? Have you ever noticed all the white stains on the carpets in Doug's apartment?

Guy2: Yeah man its cause he's a fucking chronic wanker.

by doubledew June 15, 2010