Corndog Theory

Women only want your meat if you got the bread. (They only want to have sex if you have money)

Yo Justin I tested your corndog theory at the bar last night. Chick told me I was cute but wouldn't bang me cause I was broke.

by Upstrucknigga May 18, 2019

Corndog Queen

The current corn dog queen is Johnna Perkins of Ohio. A corn dog queen isn’t a lady who lives for corn dogs, she is overweight and loves fuckboys.

Johnna is the 2020 corndog Queen.

by ScratchTheSniff April 21, 2020

corndog fair

A gangbang where all the dicks have penis sleeves.

I felt very full after those five guys took me down to the corndog fair.

by Fencer666 March 22, 2022

Corndogger

The word corndogger is a word that I coined in about 2002 in a Yahoo group called Martina Axen's Disciples where the founder was samefagging and acting like he was going to rape me in the ass with everything from elbows deep to a knife. He also hacked my Yahoo and MSN hotmail addresses and puppetted me all around the internet, even once posting to me with a fake profile claiming to be Martina herself, though the real one did have her own ID. This corndogger's name was Arseecy and he had about 10 Arseecy profiles. He had a mullet and an orange tie dyed muscle shirt that made him look like Little Archeeser's Butt-Pizza which is a pizza containing nothing but used cigarette butts. Some of which have his mustache hair and lipstick still attached. He also threatened to send gay porn to my neighbors in my name so I went to the FBI. Apparently agent one and agent two are here trying to coin my word now that they've also been treating me like a "targeted individual" for apparently trying to make a couple of quality musicians laugh and maybe they did and that's why agents one and two are sending children up to me at my dad's gigs to call me a corndogger. A corndogger is someone who gives it or takes it up the ass, but they probably ain't talkin pedophilia because those sick fucks are in a class of their own just like agents one and two here. Thank you for calling and have a blessed day.

"Agents one and two are a couple of corndoggers just like Arseecy. God rest his mullet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 6, 2023

bloody corndog

Dipping your dick into batter and then fucking a girl while she's on her period

I never liked having sex while she was on her period until she let me perform the bloody corndog, which was goddamn hilarious.

by Captain Silver42 June 16, 2011

Sloppy corndog

When a chick pukes on your dick ( while sucking it). With another underneath cleaning up the vomit from underneath your man junk with her tongue

That bitch must of ate some hot ass chicken wing because my burned like a motherfucker when she was giving me a sloppy corndog

by Johnnysjunkiemind May 23, 2016

California Corndog

The act of masturbating with a soggy slice of bread and feeding it to someone after ejaculation.

My friend Claudia was hungry, so I whipped up a California Corndog to feed her.

by CabootyCremeCake August 22, 2018